What about top 3 wanks?
top 3 sandwiches?
top 3 shits?
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1/ Top 3 wanks will always be the last three I have done, never thought ‘well that was a shit wank so I won’t be doing that again’.
2/ Marmite.
Then marmite with crisps.
Then chip butty.
3/ Any that only need one flush is first.
Then ‘Poltergeist poo’ - feel it come out, hear loud splash, look down nothing in the bowl, wipe bum to find physical evidence of poltershite’s presence.
Then the one wipe ‘oh it’s all clean already’ poo (helps save the rainforests too).
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Gav ffs, you’re ruining my cultural thread with your puerile behavior.
I WAS TRYING TO BE SERIOUS
fats started it 
He always does 
Originally posted by @SaintBristol
Gav ffs, you’re ruining my cultural thread with your puerile behavior.
I WAS TRYING TO BE SERIOUS
How original
Sorry krg. I’ve upset you. I didn’t mean to. I just wanted to relate it to things I know about. I wanted to belong and feel part of something. It’s hard work being on the periphery all the time. An outsider, a reject.
Grow up gav. You’re ruining a decent thread, mate.
S’ok, you know I can’t stay mad at you.
No Worries Fatso is emotionally immature, it’s a genetic fault, it’s well known. When he next logs in it’s best not to mention it though 
Just spell things in a simple way and agree with him. If he bares his teeth or gets excited just talk slowly then leash him and put him in the cage.
It’s not my teeth you need to worry about me baring
I did the same on the flags thread I’m better than this and I apologise.
Apology accepted, let’s all just move on. Just try not to do it again, ok?
I accept your apology, so why the hate about Anomolisa?
I’m fucking relentless
Aside from my top 3 thread, what was I thinking :
What didn’t I like about it…it’s been a while since I saw it but I think I found the whole thing impersonal. I like stories about nothing but only when you can get invested in the people. And I never got invested in these characters. I didn’t see the point of telling the story in this way. It seemed to just be showing off for the sake of it. If a story is interesting and worth watching then let’s watch it. Why the need for puppets? It just didn’t interest me.
It’s not a story about nothing, it’s on the face of it a terrible middle aged guy whose a narcissisist or some guy who is trapped in a narrative spiral or maybe a guy with mental health issues who imagines the whole thing. Either way Charlie Kaufman is head and shoulders above anyone writing drama