:tories: Tories in trouble?

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Have May and Failing Grayling come out of hiding yet? Did Mr May’s hedge fund company partake in the feeding frenzy which saw these parasites make over 300 million shorting Carillion over the past year, when it was obvious that Carillion were up shit creek? Yet, despite knowing this, Mrs May’s government handed contracts worth nearly 2 billion to this obviously failing company. This whole scandal reeks of corruption from top to bottom. Richard Howson, Carillion’s chief executive until last July when he stepped down after the shock profit warning, earned 1.5 million in 2016, including over 500,000 in bonuses. Although he no longer works for the company he is still on the payroll until October 2018, receiving 660,000 salary and 28,000 in benefits. All this despite a massive hole in the company employee pension funds. Absolutely disgusting. Philip green likes to refer to himself as a Christian Capitalist, what a sick joke that is. Likewise our Prime Minister, daughter of a vicar, who goes to church every Sunday, yet leads a government devoid of any compassion, and who serve only to help their already rich friends get even richer by handing them the nations assets to the detriment of the overwhelming majority. This Tory government are beyond redemption, they are pissing on all of us and telling us it is raining.

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The day after Dolores passed away.

This is a bloody good article about the state of the UK and BOTH political parties. The System is broken, of that there is no doubt.

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This is the age of the zombie. The undead maraud around our popular culture. Stick on the telly, and they’re attacking Jon Snow in Game of Thrones. At the cinema, reanimated carcasses lurch through everything from Resident Evil to World War Z. The headlines might burst with blundering boastful strongmen, but our nightmares are full of blank-eyed walking corpses.

Unthinking, unquestioning, neither alive nor dead, the zombie is horrific. It is also us.

I see HMGov haven’t wasted a second trying to get some cash in to dig their pals at Marillion out of trouble over reduce album sales or whatever PFI means.

They’ve gone the whole hog and have sold the RAF

To Qatar.

I’m not down with the Prime Minister’s gait.

When she walks, she either looks like a grounded bird or Mr Burns from the Simpsons.

My mum says “she’s a fucking hybrid”. I’m pretty certain Mama doesn’t think Theresa May is a Prius.

It’s almost as though she is trying to prevent some sort of prolapse but that can’t be right because she’s fucking hollow.

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Me and my fellow workers have to declare the occasional gift we receive from families. But there is a suggestion we donate to the mayor’s office for the annual charity raffle.

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And none of this influence him? Yeah, right.

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The way she walks it is as if a shite has just come on her and the turtle’s head has just poked out.

I guess this as good a place as any to drop this.

Corbyn is fighting mood…

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And oddly, Blair’s new European Party is being talked up.

Please let it happen. We’ll get shot of the plot wankers, we’ll have clear red water between Labour and the likes of Campbell and Blair, and the Tories won’t be able to accuse Labour of not doing a proper Brexit, propped up by shiny stooges like Chuka.

Thank fuck our very own foreign minister isn’t friends with people like Sergey Nalobin and Joseph Mifsud.

The above mentioned papers would surely have 6 page spreads, if that happened to be true. Not that truth has ever been an obstacle to their version of reporting.

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Brexit Minister grilled on his colleagues’ Corbyn comments.

I get the sense that this coordinated attack on JC is backfiring…

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Fucking brilliant.

That’s going in the political wank bank.

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Oh, that’s brilliant

The clip or the concept of Pap jerking off to Andrew Neil?

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Both to be fair. For very different personal reasons :kissing_heart:

LOL

Hilarious that this Czech guy who is the Sun and Daily Mail’s source for this nonsense also claims that the Czech Government organized Live Aid and the Nelson Mandela birthday tribute concert.

So he’s not a delusional nutter then!

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As apologies go they don’t get much more grovelling than that. And he has to make a substantial donation to a homeless charity and a food bank. Making a right wing Tory gobshite give money to a foodbank is really sweet. That will really hurt. Nice one Corby.

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