Trainwreck

Anyone seen it yet? Any good?

Nope, but the reviews I’ve heard so far are universally good.

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I love Amy Schumer…I’m very excited about this!

Trainwreck

i didn’t think it was v.good

Oh my god, you can’t link a dodgy version! It’s still in the cinema!

What wasn’t very good about it Bearsy?

In other funny women news, I’ve just seen Spy, with Melissa McCarthy and Miranda Hart in big roles. It’s disgusting. The term thundercunt is deployed, but it won me over.

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What’s a thundercunt? Is it when you hear the fanny fart just after you flick the light on?

it drags lou, it drags. Almost every scene drags on longer than it needs to, and therefore loses dramatic tensions and what-not. I spose I’m calling it Script Problems. The acting/characters was mostly good tho. I would watch this movie on TV or illegal stream, where you can pop in and out and i.e. read papsweb at the same time, but if I was watching it in cinema I would’ve been Fidgetting.

I love that you think of us when watching underscripted, unlicensed movies Bear. It touches the soul.

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Banging one out?

Your opinion means a lot to me Bear, but I’m going to have to with hold judgement until I’ve seen it!

So I finally got to see Trainwreck this evening. Bearsy are you crazy?! It was hilarious. I laughed every minute and I cried three times! Did you not even shed a tear?

I love Amy Schumer. I’ve got a total girl crush. In fact I want to emulate her and have bad sex with as many people as possible. She’s amazing.

I can’t believe you didn’t like it!

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We stand by our assessment that it is merely ok. Did you watch it in cinema? Films are a lot more funny in packed theatre when audience is laughing, cos laughing is contagious, that’s why they put I.e laugh tracks on I.e Big Bang theory, so you can’t tell how shit it is.

Also did you spend the whole movie thinking the boss woman was Denise Van Outen?

I did watch it in the cinema, and the whole cinema was laughing, but it was pretty fast paced and definitely no draggy scenes. Sometimes watching crappy downloads can make a film seem shit when it isn’t really.

I didn’t but I can see it now! That was Tilda whatsername!

Did you like Bridesmaids though?

I thought Bridesmaids was more better yeah

Interesting.

I honestly think you need to see it properly. I guarantee you will find it very funny. Definitely no script issues. If you see it in the cinema, and are still disappointed, I will owe you. I promise, seriously, you need to see it.

Ok I’ll go right now

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