Uddersfield V Saints on the rebound

I spose up to a point the team picks itself,

Four Star

See Saws Steve Jackson Hodor Bert Rand

Le Mina Romeo

It gets bit more difficult in attacking midfield cos I want to drop most them cunts. Susan Tadic particularly. Red Man I spose can play. Gabbiadini.

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We bloody have, I was there, hungover as fuck

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_2/9075066.stm

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That is precisely the BBC report I do not want to be reading on Sunday Morning.

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I know, the formatting and layout hurts the eyes doesn’t it…

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https://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/900736107389882368

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1:2 win

Forster will flap

Susan will fall over in the 2nd minute like a poleaxed cow

See Saw will blast one embarrassingly wide and JWP will just miss for about the millionth time.

Chazza and Gabbadabbadoo will score, but miss about 10 a piece…

And finally the ball will remain in play for more than 45 mins in the game. A Saints season record.

1-1 - Fraser making several saves to keep the scores level (again).

Didn’t realise Cranie played for Huddersfield, he never showed the promise that Burley or Higgingbotham though he had

**Huddersfield’s ** new signings Abdelhamid Sabiri and Florent Hadergjonaj will not be considered for selection so soon after joining the club.

Jonathan Hogg, Nahki Wells, Jon Gorenc Stankovic and Martin Cranie remain sidelined.

**Southampton ** will make a late decision on whether to hand a start to Wesley Hoedt following his move from Lazio.

Fellow centre back Virgil Van Dijk will not be included as he continues to be linked with a move away from St Mary’s.

Ok guys, it’s 1:45am and I’m feeling pumped that we’ll beat the fuckers 0:10.

I may be having a little lie-in tomorrow and my prediction may well change

g’night.

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Any news on this Important top of the table clash?

@cobham-saint have you revised your score yet? or will we get a score and yours was only the halftime score?

in otherwords what the fuck is happening I have been stuck down the engine room of this ruddy great big ship I live on.

There IS news!

Eric has free WiFi while being a Bus Wanker on the way to the game…

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At the moment I can only predict that Mrs C_S will tell me “I told you so!”

The battery on my phone is also critically lo

Anyone with their eyes in their pocket and nose on the ground re Mr Hoedt starting?

I’d throw him straight in.

As long as someone keeps close tabs on Mooy (ie crocks him early enough not to get carded) that will be that

I reckon 0-2, Gabbi and a debut goal…but from whom?

Been really impressed with Huddersfield this season.

They really work well as a team whether it’s keeping possession (passing and moving), closing down as a unit or counter-attacking.

They are well drilled and know exactly how to manage every aspect of the game.

Think our possession game may cancel theirs out so edging towards 0-0 as I feel MP will play it really tight away from home.

If not then home-win I’m afraid.

Hungover in 2010?

What on Wine Gums?

You must have been all of 13.

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This is where we discover the manager is bonkers and plays four up front away from home.

Saints to edge it 7-5.

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I’m hoping that we are going to be decent away from home this year. The home sides will generally have more expectation to attack us and that will create space. We appear to be rather inept when it comes down to breaking through a team (like Swansea) who defends with 10 behind the ball.

Alternatively, I’m wrong!

I’d play Hoedt and sub Tadic at some stage, just because.

1-2 Saints!

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My mate’s son is the Saints mascot today so suggestive of a Saints win. The fact I’ve put a tenner on Huddersfield (13/5 - no brainer) suggests a Saints win too.

I’ll go for a high scoring draw.

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