It’s the Ozzy White Stripes, except with loose fit trousers, and a more attractive drummer. Get a bassist, Ozzy Dave!
Nice one Dave! Sounds great!
Thankfully @bearsy we now have a bassist! Unfortunately @saintbletch I don’t have that many performance shirts. Next time I’ll go for the Pink Floyd tee
I can very much imagine a Sotonians band with:
Bletch - vocals and tambourine/shaker/other percussion
Pap - vocals and electric guitar strumming in exaggerated fashion
Bearsy on bass
BBB on drums
The Dubai Massive on background vocals
Intiniki - keyboard
Tokyo - roadie, band manager
Oh, and Rallyboy, bongos.
I don’t want to be Bass! I want to be Vibes+Atmosphere, like i.e Bez
That’s how I always think of bass players!
Lemme know if you need a shirt consultant.
Don’t worry about payment, just put aside some tickets for me next time I’m in, ah fuck, I’m not going to Australia, you’re on your own.
But remember this, fame never came knocking at the door of a man wearing a crisply ironed short sleeved cyan affair in polyester.
Will use my ears more and my eyes less when I get home.
Update:
Bearsy - groupie
Goatboy - vibes and atmosphere
Tigger - Bass
I thought I could supply the groupies?
What does everybody want?
Get in the band, Lou.
Wait, hold on, I’m not happy with that either! The thing about face-fucking groupies, is you have to be on the right end of it!
@dubai_phil v good vibe. I like their logo too. “Rome” was my fav. The video forgot the part where one of the girls gets left out of the fun and starts yelling at the other two from across the road…oh wait…
Yeah, I wouldn’t have been so bold to say it. But I agree. If you’re going to be a rock star, you gotta go for the fitted shirts, slightly crumpled like it’s been in a suitcase too long, and probably with some kind of cowboy styling.
It’s an unspoken rule.
I’m the svengali.
I’ll be more slutty and appropriate for the times when I choose my next show attire
Don’t worry, when I do my first show in UK, I’ll put all your names on the door
I’ll also be wearing said polyester shirt for the first few songs only to rip it open to show my Saints top for all of the footballing world to see
OK, sister.
Enough.
There’s only room for one shirt consultant in OzSaintDave’s entourage, and you’ve just read a post by him!
Back off.
I understand what you are saying but it’s going to take a fair number of gym hours for that fitted shirt to fit