Vitesse (A) build up and match thread

I reckon we’ve got this tie in the bag

No! Is it in the terms and conditions of this site that nobody mentions the bloody score on a match thread?

Hoorah! We progress!

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0-2 Furbs!! 0-2!! We’re a proper world class team!!

Right. I’m off to Steveweb to get some actual facts. (And no, pap, that doesn’t mean…)

Ah, right. You just caught me half way out the door.

Well, that’s good!

Ok, yeah, sorry…I was assuming everyone else was watching on the easily available streams. You DO have a point.

Anyways, I don’t care about the quality of the opposition or the reputation of the touranament. To see Saints win a European tie 5-0?!!! My keyboard has taken out a restraining order against me for sexual harrassment.

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Bit disrespectful to make a tricky European tie look as easy as that. Not very sportsmanlike. I wouldn’t want to go as far as letting the other team openly rip the piss out of me, like i.e. West Ham do, but I would at least let them have, say, a 10 minute spell, at some point, where it looks like they might score.

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Fuck off you bloody part timer!!! Come back when you can show some commitment!!!

Actually, I just want to see that fucking Pelle joke!!

Phew.

Hang on…quit playing so hard to get Furball !

Shit, Saintsweb have already got info on seeding and techie stuff like that. We need to up our game boys!

I really am shocked Lou.

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I’m all shagged out. It was kinda like you were dating someone with an easy reputaion with a guaranteed pay off if you bought her a bag of crisps and half a pint of Heineken…But you really aren’t that sure until the money shot…It’s a stressful time.

This is the point where Lou completely gives up on me, but I don’t care…It’s a fucking win in Europe!!!

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Originally posted by @Ohio-Saint

Fuck off you bloody part timer!!! Come back when you can show some commitment!!!

Actually, I just want to see that fucking Pelle joke!!

You would think that after living with the Pelle joke for i.e. 6 weeks or whatever, like I have been, it would begin to grow a bit stale. Jokes are like that. You piss yourself the first few times, but after hearing the same joke every day for 6 weeks, it ought to become a bit ho-hum. Not the Pelle joke tho! It’s still HILARIOUS!

I quite like being the only bro in the world that knows it though! Must be like how George Bush feels about 9/11.

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Originally posted by @Ex-Trader

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Originally posted by @Bearsy

why did none of you cunts pre-warn me it was Early Kick Off game ffs?

Your language has got much worse since your sabbatical, cunt face!

I really am shocked Lou.

Oh, don’t be Ex-Trader - it’s a good word in the right context!

I would give up on you, if I could make sense of the paragraph.

The only thing that mildly annoyed me was the assumption that just cos she’s a girl, she’s want a half pint. But that’s as much as I can give.

I think she’s underage, Lou. It’s the bag of crisps that got me. Dead giveaway.

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It had that vibe.

Just got back from combined Europa League/stag do (Dusseldorf) experience - ruined.

I was in that square, Pap. Definitely instigated by Dutch fans. Hair trigger response from Saints fans admittedly but…30 degrees…on the wrong end of all day drinking… Surprisingly slack policing though.