Was David Bowie controlling the universe?

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Rallyboy posted this 18 July 2016

Some are saying that David Bowie was in control of reality and in the days since his death the whole world has seen dramatic changes and gone to shit.

While it was far from perfect before he died, as we move on and the world falls down around us it seems to be a theory with a great deal of factual support, and if it's right, where are we now?

 

 

 

 

 

Anyone who tries to clumsily shoehorn Bowie titles into responses will be Downvoted, though clever subtle uses might make me quietly smile.

 

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JxgrSaint posted this 18 July 2016

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Everything went downhill after the Sovereign was killed off on Venture Bros...

Sadoldgit posted this 18 July 2016

Personally I think that Gary Glitter is in control, which answers a few questions!

Sadoldgit posted this 18 July 2016

If David was omnipotent, how does that expain the Laughing Gnome or Tin Machine?

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Fatso posted this 18 July 2016

Originally posted by Rallyboy

Anyone who tries to clumsily shoehorn Bowie titles into responses will be Downvoted, though clever subtle uses might make me quietly smile.

 

 The world has gone to the diamond dogs since his passing

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Cobham Saint posted this 18 July 2016

Originally posted by Fatso

Originally posted by Rallyboy

Anyone who tries to clumsily shoehorn Bowie titles into responses will be Downvoted, though clever subtle uses might make me quietly smile.

 

 The world has gone to the diamond dogs since his passing

 I have it on good authority that DB's favourite sweets were Heroes.

 

Matthew Le God posted this 18 July 2016 - Last edited 18 July 2016

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Fatso posted this 18 July 2016

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Originally posted by Fatso

Originally posted by Rallyboy

Anyone who tries to clumsily shoehorn Bowie titles into responses will be Downvoted, though clever subtle uses might make me quietly smile.

 

 The world has gone to the diamond dogs since his passing

 I have it on good authority that DB's favourite sweets were Heroes.

 

 Hmmm,looks like you're just shoehorning songs in. You need to be more subtle, like me. Pfft, some of you people are like absolute beginners.

Halo Stickman posted this 18 July 2016

Originally posted by Fatso

Originally posted by Rallyboy

Anyone who tries to clumsily shoehorn Bowie titles into responses will be Downvoted, though clever subtle uses might make me quietly smile.

 

 The world has gone to the diamond dogs since his passing

 Yes, it's a shame, Fats, because before it all went diamond dogs every thing was hunky dory.

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Goatboy posted this 18 July 2016

This modern love affair with dumb pun threads should be put to bed. It changes the whole tone of the site.

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Cobham Saint posted this 18 July 2016

Originally posted by Fatso

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Originally posted by Fatso

Originally posted by Rallyboy

Anyone who tries to clumsily shoehorn Bowie titles into responses will be Downvoted, though clever subtle uses might make me quietly smile.

 

 The world has gone to the diamond dogs since his passing

 I have it on good authority that DB's favourite sweets were Heroes.

 

 Hmmm,looks like you're just shoehorning songs in. You need to be more subtle, like me. Pfft, some of you people are like absolute beginners.

 Looks like my attempt crashed and burned.

Ho,hum...Ashes to Ashes...and all that.

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Halo Stickman posted this 18 July 2016

Originally posted by Goatboy

This modern love affair with dumb pun threads should be put to bed. It changes the whole tone of the site.

 Nonsense Goat, you're just Alladin Sane to think that.

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Fatso posted this 18 July 2016

I'm sure goatboy will changes his mind.

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Goatboy posted this 18 July 2016

Originally posted by Halo Stickman

Originally posted by Goatboy

This modern love affair with dumb pun threads should be put to bed. It changes the whole tone of the site.

 Nonsense Goat, you're just Alladin Sane to think that.

 Beat you to it Fatso, or is it just the latest fashion to poorly copy others?

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Fatso posted this 18 July 2016

Originally posted by Goatboy

Originally posted by Halo Stickman

Originally posted by Goatboy

This modern love affair with dumb pun threads should be put to bed. It changes the whole tone of the site.

 Nonsense Goat, you're just Alladin Sane to think that.

 Beat you to it Fatso, or is it just the latest fashion to poorly copy others?

 Wow, what a queen bitch. Put your claws away sweetheart.

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Dubai_Phil posted this 18 July 2016

Sorry RB. I can only give this thread of yours one star.

Man you've driven me to dig out an old Beeb TV series. It starred John Simm & Philip Glenister 

What was it called again?

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Goatboy posted this 18 July 2016

To be fair to RB, he hasn't started a decent thread for around five years so he must be feeling under pressure to up his game.

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Fatso posted this 18 July 2016

Well, I think it's a great thread and hope it brings RB the fame he deserves.

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pap posted this 18 July 2016 - Last edited 18 July 2016

Originally posted by Goatboy

To be fair to RB, he hasn't started a decent thread for around five years so he must be feeling under pressure to up his game.

Meow!

I am keeping a low-ish profile on this thread.  I want to see if Rallyboy attributing universe changing powers to Bowie is a ramification of Brexit.  

I'm naturally willing to entertain his theory.

It might explain that rather barren period when he was fucking about with Dancing in the Street and Everyone Says Hi.  He was controlling the universe during a particularly perilous period.   Who can blame the man if the quality slips?

Goatboy posted this 18 July 2016

Sometimes I wonder why I bother.

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Matthew Le God posted this 18 July 2016

Originally posted by Goatboy

Sometimes I wonder why I bother.

 

So do I. tongue-out