Was David Bowie controlling the universe?

Hmmm,looks like you’re just shoehorning songs in. You need to be more subtle, like me. Pfft, some of you people are like absolute beginners.

Yes, it’s a shame, Fats, because before it all went diamond dogs every thing was hunky dory.

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This modern love affair with dumb pun threads should be put to bed. It changes the whole tone of the site.

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Looks like my attempt crashed and burned.

Ho,hum…Ashes to Ashes…and all that.

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Nonsense Goat, you’re just Alladin Sane to think that.

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I’m sure goatboy will changes his mind.

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Beat you to it Fatso, or is it just the latest fashion to poorly copy others?

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Wow, what a queen bitch. Put your claws away sweetheart.

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Sorry RB. I can only give this thread of yours one star.

Man you’ve driven me to dig out an old Beeb TV series. It starred John Simm & Philip Glenister

What was it called again?

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To be fair to RB, he hasn’t started a decent thread for around five years so he must be feeling under pressure to up his game.

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Well, I think it’s a great thread and hope it brings RB the fame he deserves.

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Meow!

I am keeping a low-ish profile on this thread. I want to see if Rallyboy attributing universe changing powers to Bowie is a ramification of Brexit.

I’m naturally willing to entertain his theory.

It might explain that rather barren period when he was fucking about with Dancing in the Street and Everyone Says Hi. He was controlling the universe during a particularly perilous period. Who can blame the man if the quality slips?

Sometimes I wonder why I bother.

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Originally posted by @Goatboy

Sometimes I wonder why I bother.

So do I. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

Nope. I think the golden years of puntastic threads are past. Where are we now? Summer 2016 and we don’t seem to getting any better at them. It’s time to give up.

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Does anyone remember the Time that old word-bore on the other place started an hilarious fun with words thread?

I never thought that this place would sink so Low.

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I crafted nine titles into that first post and you fuckers expect me to get excited about your efforts!

Though I do love Five Years so I’ll let the Goat off for his Under Pressure thang.

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The reality is that nobody likes word games anymore though. Tonight I have spent hours on this one and where has it got me?

In future I’ll be sticking to bletch’s friday collective noun thread. If I’m looking for dull, well, bletch has never let me down.

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You’re a starman Goaty and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, we need to rebel, rebel I tell you, against word bores!

We’re under pressure to up the ante and to be honest as I’m afraid of Americans, even the young Americans, my thought’s are elsewhere.

Love you 'til Tuesday dude.

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I remember his wife asking him where he planned to tour next. His reply - “China, girl.”

I’ll get me coat.

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