If I had wanted employment law advice, I would have turned to the 62 members of papsweb.
I wouldn’t have taken The Man’s silver.
Originally posted by @saintbletch
If I had wanted employment law advice, I would have turned to the 62 members of papsweb.
I wouldn’t have taken The Man’s silver.
Just saying.
Now now, bletch. I’m sure that in other great houses, the butler doesn’t have the free reign to publicly compare guests with hated religious figures.
Besides, given that 67% of the motivation for this site is avoiding employment (or the duties it entails) I don’t blame Fowlly D for asking there 
Originally posted by @saintbletch
If I had wanted employment law advice, I would have turned to the 62 members of papsweb.
I wouldn’t have taken The Man’s silver.
Just saying.
You need to recruit Viking Warrior then oh butler dear. Now go fetch me my pipe and slippers
tbh unless Fowlly is i.e sexworker, we prob wouldn’t have been able to help all that much.
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Originally posted by @saintbletch
If I had wanted employment law advice, I would have turned to the 62 members of papsweb.
I wouldn’t have taken The Man’s silver.
Just saying.
The barefaced bitchiness of that remark is only out-trumped by its sheer lunacy, Bletch!
Look for sensible advice amongst the 62 members of Papsweb?
Pap, I think you need another butler, this one’s either drunk or gone mental 
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Looks like a ‘genius’ butler is still flirting with the enemy or at least voyeuring by peaking over the fense.
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Has our butler’s account been hijacked by ART of Saints Web fame?
Just wondering.
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I think the pressure of being butlerish has got a bit too much for the word bore.
Pap needs to give him some time off and maybe hire a house maid to do the honours. Short maid’s outfit a requirement of the job.
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At first Beltch was just greeting new clientele, and installing them in a room, and I was ok with that. But then he started sending Lou round to their room to grease them up, and I thought that was a bit suss. And now he’s trying to start turf wars with rival gangs.
Beltch is like, so pimp.
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Originally posted by @Halo-Stickman
The barefaced bitchiness of that remark is only out-trumped by its sheer lunacy, Bletch!
Look for sensible advice amongst the 62 members of Papsweb?
Pap, I think you need another butler, this one’s either drunk or gone mental
Yes, I’m starting to feel as I may have been premature in assigning so prestigious a post to so volatile an individual. This is the first time I’ve seen bletch all vengeful and jealous of girlies getting votes, etc.
Is it the Butler badge or is it the voting system that is responsible for bletch’s gradual conversion to the dark side?
I really don’t know at this point, but in his own way, he’s fighting for the site, and if we compared his behaviour with say, a member of the allied resistance in WW2, it wouldn’t be out of place. Though I don’t mind at all, if Fowlly D had sought employment advice in the Nazi circular back in the '40s, he would have a Frenchman enroute to his house with a shotgun concealed in a baguette.
Said Frenchman would have conformed to national lazy stereotype, and arrived sometime in the mid 1950s.
Panic over. I have artfully added a goatee to the Butler image to reflect the fact that bletch is on the path to evil. This follows established traditions in the past.
No-one can now be in any doubt. A good butler has gone bad.
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Oh, OK.
So I stay loyal, and sit at pap’s feet like a lapdog * and get castigated.
Yet Folly D heads off, denies pap 3 times before his cock grows, and then is like **
JUDAS said
“Steve, can I just ask a question?”
JUDAS said
“Steve this is the best forum for asking questions about employment law”
JUDAS said
“Steve, can I come back into the fold I’ve made a mistake, there’s only 60 odd posters on papsweb and most of them are ****s.”.
And yet I’m the ****?
* Think about it.
** Like is being used here to suggest the things someone might say as opposed to making a comparison.
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Castigated? More like honoured. I compared your exploits to a plucky beret-bearin’ Frenchman in the Second World War*.
*Admittedly after their crappy leadership gave up Paris without a proper scrap.
Can I take off the hair shirt now please Bletch? It’s chafing like buggery.
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I’ll have to ask His papship if he will except your toady and grovelling apology Wollfy D.
Personally, I think that what you did was akin to having sex behind someone’s back.
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Your hardline stance is to be admired bletch. It will be needed in the fights to come,. when all seems lost and the TSW tanks are on the horizon. We need that grit, just not here, and not now. Stand down, soldier.
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