"We sell nobody in January"

Ronald Koeman has swatted away rumours over a possible big money move for Sadio Mane by insisting “we sell nobody in January.”

The Saints boss was in defiant mood as he bids to ensure he keeps hold of his star players for at least the remainder of this season.

Both Manchester United and Chelsea have been heavily linked with January moves for Mane, and while Koeman believes any interest is a compliment to Saints, he insists the club have no intention of selling.

“It’s not important rumours. We will sell nobody,” he said.

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/14106411.Koeman_insists_Southampton_will_not_sell_in_January/

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Good. Never makes sense to sell in Jan unless it is a surplus squad member. Otherwise it is usually a player who insists on going, but as we have seen with Vic, when Ron says no, Ron gets his way.

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What is nobody an anagram of?

Originally posted by @Burp

What is nobody an anagram of?

Conspiracy Theory #59

Has anybody tried playing Koeman’s interview backwards yet? It probably says listen up your dumbasses, nobody is leaving in January, but we’ve already got an agreement with Man U for Mane, Big Vic to Arsenal, Pelle to Juventus and Goal Scoring Sensation Steve Davis to join me at Barca at the end of the season.

I’m hoping Mane will be at Old Trafford in Jan … playing and scoring the winner for us on the 23rd :wink:

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Originally posted by @ericofarabia

Originally posted by @Burp

What is nobody an anagram of?

Conspiracy Theory #59

Has anybody tried playing Koeman’s interview backwards yet? It probably says listen up your dumbasses, nobody is leaving in January, but we’ve already got an agreement with Man U for Mane, Big Vic to Arsenal, Pelle to Juventus and Goal Scoring Sensation Steve Davis to join me at Barca at the end of the season.

I’m hoping Mane will be at Old Trafford in Jan … playing and scoring the winner for us on the 23rd :wink:

I couldn’t even get records to play backwards. How am I expected to get these digital signals to reverse and go the other way whilst making vibrations in the air so I can hear them?

Turn your laptop upside down.

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Originally posted by @Goatboy

Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint

Originally posted by @ericofarabia

Originally posted by @Burp

What is nobody an anagram of?

Conspiracy Theory #59

Has anybody tried playing Koeman’s interview backwards yet? It probably says listen up your dumbasses, nobody is leaving in January, but we’ve already got an agreement with Man U for Mane, Big Vic to Arsenal, Pelle to Juventus and Goal Scoring Sensation Steve Davis to join me at Barca at the end of the season.

I’m hoping Mane will be at Old Trafford in Jan … playing and scoring the winner for us on the 23rd :wink:

I couldn’t even get records to play backwards. How am I expected to get these digital signals to reverse and go the other way whilst making vibrations in the air so I can hear them?

Turn your laptop upside down.

Stupid Goat

All the little people inside will fall out.

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I think we have become a club that only do are buying and selling in January. This would change when we are involved in a relegation battle for sure… hopefully not for a long time!!

Originally posted by @Burp

What is nobody an anagram of?

Onbody

dobony

Bondoy

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We buy our players in the summer! :lou_lol:

You is all dumb feckers… Looking for conspiracy, revers playing and anagramses… It is much simpler. RK merely stating the obvious in that we will only sell living players, not dead ones. Dumb fuck reporter lost a space