Weird Facts

PhilippineSaint · 2 January 2018 00:35

It is always beer o’clock

cellone · 2 January 2018 07:57

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/furtle#Englishhttps://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/furtle#English

saintbletch · 2 January 2018 08:29

I prefer these definitions for _ furtle _. (From here.)

I have a favourite, which one is yours?

cellone · 2 January 2018 08:46

I like the last two but anything that ties Christina Aguilera to furtling has to be a winner.

PhilippineSaint · 2 January 2018 08:51

You can imagine furtling Christina Aguilara?

and I thought I was sick and sad

PhilippineSaint · 2 January 2018 08:53

Although to be fair nobody has actually explained what Furtling is so it may be a pleasant thing to do with an aunt on a sunny Sunday afternoon.

But I am not sure it is.

saintbletch · 2 January 2018 08:58

Are you a penis furtler or a tongue furtler @cellone ?

Or does that change based on the celebrity whose pictures you’re furtling?

Map-Of-Tasmania · 2 January 2018 09:55

Poor @saintbletch , very poor. Others make an effort. They take time to craft responses based on their wit and intellect. You, on the other hand, take the short cut and go for the cheap-cut-and-paste comedy in your desparate attempt to canvas some vote ups… hang your head in shame and Furtle off, you old furtler

cellone · 2 January 2018 10:04

It sort of means rummage.

Map-Of-Tasmania · 2 January 2018 10:07

…therefore if furtling with your aunt on a sunny Sunday afternoon, context will be everything

cellone · 2 January 2018 10:13

It depends @saintbletch if they’re classy like Alice Roberts or Helen Mirren then I would start with the tongue and progress from there.

Map-Of-Tasmania · 2 January 2018 10:56

Mmmmm, Alice Roberts…

Saint-Rob · 2 January 2018 11:09

Cell and Areola, have an upvote for reminding me of Alice Roberts existence!

Could furtle be used in a chant somehow?

“The referee’s a furtler!” for example?

Polski_Filip · 2 January 2018 11:16

Blimey.

So I could have used the same word for the guys at the Mall as those in the bar last couple of nights

Map-Of-Tasmania · 2 January 2018 11:22

Just for @saint-rob

cellone · 2 January 2018 11:24

Furtling, furtling.

Your keepers gonna be furtling the ball from your net.

Catchy eh?

Polski_Filip · 2 January 2018 11:31

Wasn’ it…

I love to go a Furtling along the Milton Road

And if I see a Bompey fan he’s probably already dead

Or something?

Saint-Rob · 2 January 2018 11:33

@cellone as long as it’s not us singing it at FF!

@areloa-grandee thank you!! If only there was a Facebook style heart button instead of just a like button! There is a definite tingling in my bones!

Saint-Rob · 2 January 2018 11:36

@dubai_phil how about:

Alan Balls a furtler, he wears a furtler’s hat,

Etc etc. I’m sure you remember the rest

BTripz · 2 January 2018 12:03

I’m not a pheasant furtler, I’m a pheasant furtler’s son
I keep on furtling pheasants
'til the pheasant furtlings done!!