Are you a penis furtler or a tongue furtler @cellone ?
Or does that change based on the celebrity whose pictures you’re furtling?
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Poor @saintbletch , very poor. Others make an effort. They take time to craft responses based on their wit and intellect. You, on the other hand, take the short cut and go for the cheap-cut-and-paste comedy in your desparate attempt to canvas some vote ups… hang your head in shame and Furtle off, you old furtler
It sort of means rummage.
…therefore if furtling with your aunt on a sunny Sunday afternoon, context will be everything
It depends @saintbletch if they’re classy like Alice Roberts or Helen Mirren then I would start with the tongue and progress from there.
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Mmmmm, Alice Roberts… 
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Cell and Areola, have an upvote for reminding me of Alice Roberts existence!
Could furtle be used in a chant somehow?
“The referee’s a furtler!” for example?
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Blimey.
So I could have used the same word for the guys at the Mall as those in the bar last couple of nights
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Furtling, furtling.
Furtling, furtling.
Your keepers gonna be furtling the ball from your net.
Catchy eh?
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Wasn’ it…
I love to go a Furtling along the Milton Road
And if I see a Bompey fan he’s probably already dead
Or something?
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@cellone as long as it’s not us singing it at FF!
@areloa-grandee thank you!! If only there was a Facebook style heart button instead of just a like button! There is a definite tingling in my bones!
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@dubai_phil how about:
Alan Balls a furtler, he wears a furtler’s hat,
Etc etc. I’m sure you remember the rest
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I’m not a pheasant furtler, I’m a pheasant furtler’s son
I keep on furtling pheasants
'til the pheasant furtlings done!!
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I don’t fancy yours guys…
Weird, but I don’t give as much of a shit as I thought I would over last nights result
#westaggeron
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That is a weird fact.
Gaming addiction is officially a thing.
Now just need to know what a thing is.
Shane Long scored a goal last night, I know, I know, hard to believe isn’t it…
Ma and Pa gave me a signed copy of her new book for Christmas.
She wrote my name, she knows my name, my actual name!
And her handwriting is as beautiful as she is and she knows my name.
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