I’d like to take the time to welcome Ohio Saint to the forum! He joined just before this thread was started. I bet he feels pretty fucking miffed at missing a proper welcome.!
He will probably have a hard time navigating the new site, and I’m sure he will have a problem learning to reply with quotes properly, but what the hell, he is a good dude really, even though he has a problem with those roving elbows and doesn’t always make it to the toilet in time.
Welcome, Ohio! I am looking forward to seeing your posts…Much more than seeing those posts by all the other jerk-offs on this forum!
It has less to do with fact that you joined before the thread started, and more to do with the fact that you’re not welcome.
And I finally learn how to quote properly just in time to call you a fuckwit!!
i dunno that proper butlers is sposed to be nice - i think the idea is actually to engender, in the gentlemen who fall under their juristiction, a feeling of inferiority - but they are sposed to be civil.
Bad form, beltch. You’re coming across like a common valet!
Given the sexually ambiguous upbringing that Sir suffered at the hands of his curious friend, I’m wondering if Sir wouldn’t actually prefer a gentleman with a BMI north of 55 and a great pair of norks.
I’m told that when blindfolded, the sensation at the elbow is all but impossible to sex.
I’ve taken the liberty of sending a gentleman by the name of Graham to your room replete with not one, but two blindfolds. Graham also informed me that he is happy for you to stare at his chap cleavage all night if you wish. No shades are required.
A particularly fine VSOP XO is being brought to your room by Louise as we ‘speak’. Please don’t pinch her backside, she will punch you.