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Aw, this is so nice! Well done Bletch! Thanks Batman for making this possible!

Oh, hey guys! I kinda feel like i’m cheating on Steve Grant being here :frowning:

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Where’s the million page thread on Pompey filled with nailed on facts and spot on predictions? :slight_smile:

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Welcome to captaintim. Member 59!

I don’t recognise the name tim, have we ‘met’ before?

Are you a Tim from another place?

Either way, I’ve put you in room 10010101 (It was His papship’s idea to use binary room numbers!).

You’re next to KRG, but that’s OK because he’s developed a fantastic strategy to pull members of the female sex. He pretends that he’s a feminist!

So if you’re at a loose-end one evening, knock on room 10010100 wearing a knitted tie and offering a Joni Mitchell CD, and you’re guaranteed a good evening - although you will have to earnestly discuss the pros and cons of the yurt retreat.

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Lol pulling. How I miss that song and dance bletch!

I just have a disapproving gf that rolls her eyes everytime I start up about sexist this, misogonistic that.

If anyone has any luck with this tactic, let me know. I’ll have forgotten how the whole pulling thing works, should i ever need it again.

I’d like to take the time to welcome Ohio Saint to the forum! He joined just before this thread was started. I bet he feels pretty fucking miffed at missing a proper welcome.!

He will probably have a hard time navigating the new site, and I’m sure he will have a problem learning to reply with quotes properly, but what the hell, he is a good dude really, even though he has a problem with those roving elbows and doesn’t always make it to the toilet in time.

Welcome, Ohio! I am looking forward to seeing your posts…Much more than seeing those posts by all the other jerk-offs on this forum!

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It has less to do with fact that you joined before the thread started, and more to do with the fact that you’re not welcome.

Originally posted by @saintbletch

It has less to do with fact that you joined before the thread started, and more to do with the fact that you’re not welcome.

That’s not very nice butlering, bletch. What next? You going to tip him upside down for change?

Originally posted by @saintbletch

Originally posted by @Ohio-Saint

I’d like to take the time to welcome Ohio Saint to the forum! He joined just before this thread was started. I bet he feels pretty fucking miffed at missing a proper welcome.!

He will probably have a hard time navigating the new site, and I’m sure he will have a problem learning to reply with quotes properly, but what the hell, he is a good dude really, even though he has a problem with those roving elbows and doesn’t always make it to the toilet in time.

Welcome, Ohio! I am looking forward to seeing your posts…Much more than seeing those posts by all the other jerk-offs on this forum!

It has less to do with fact that you joined before the thread started, and more to do with the fact that you’re not welcome.

And I finally learn how to quote properly just in time to call you a fuckwit!! :cool:

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i dunno that proper butlers is sposed to be nice - i think the idea is actually to engender, in the gentlemen who fall under their juristiction, a feeling of inferiority - but they are sposed to be civil.

Bad form, beltch. You’re coming across like a common valet!

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Don’t be hard on the guy. (Not a homophobic comment much) Bletch has probably never buttled before.

Very good, Sir.

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Very good, Sir.

Getiing the hang of proper buttling very quickly! Now, Pour me a glass of brandy and send a woman with nice booblies to my elbow, Jeeves.

Given the sexually ambiguous upbringing that Sir suffered at the hands of his curious friend, I’m wondering if Sir wouldn’t actually prefer a gentleman with a BMI north of 55 and a great pair of norks.

I’m told that when blindfolded, the sensation at the elbow is all but impossible to sex.

I’ve taken the liberty of sending a gentleman by the name of Graham to your room replete with not one, but two blindfolds. Graham also informed me that he is happy for you to stare at his chap cleavage all night if you wish. No shades are required.

A particularly fine VSOP XO is being brought to your room by Louise as we ‘speak’. Please don’t pinch her backside, she will punch you.

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Now, If I didn’t have a brother called Graham, I might not be so creeped out!!! :scream:

I’d be more worried that Lou is coming to your room with hard liquor. She’s normally a shandy drinker.

No-one outside of promotion-era match threads and LVSaint knew who I was on Steveweb, and I was planning on that being the same here.

But if I suppose if I get my own private room, then I may reconsider.

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Only midweek!

I’m a bit scared to go to Ohio’s room on my own. Can’t someone else take it?

A belated “welcome” Cicada Saint!

I put the extra werthers original on your pillow - while you slept.

We’re now at 59 members (still), by Xmas we could hit 60!

It’s OK Louise, no need to worry.

I happen to know that in the real world Ohio Saint is a respected politician called Dominique Strauss-Kahn.

There’s no way he would risk his reputation, and rape a stranger visiting his room.

Am I right, Dom?

Now hurry up back to the kitchen, His papship’s kedgeree is getting cold.