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I thought it was always Colonel Mustard in the Library with a Candlestick

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@steveintheforest , those users are typically 'bot generated logins.

@pap checks by engaging them in email conversation, and if they don’t respond he deletes them.

Secretly, I think he’s having an affair with GloriasClit.

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Some of those conversations have gone on for weeks and have only ended when pap tries to sell them I Love Jeremy t-shirts.

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I would like to be the first to welcome Pompey’tilldie to the forum.

He may lack an “I” but I’m sure he knows a good forum when he sees one.

Fresh fish…Fresh fish…Fresh fish

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I must admit to cutting our friends down the road a bit of slack at the moment after one of them posted this on FB after my mate passed away recently:

So…today’s legend goes to…Tony Dyke… Tony was born in a Sutton, Surrey in 1962 becoming the older brother and best mate to Colin Dyke. At the tender age of 4, Tony moved to Romsey , where he spent most of his childhood. In 1982, he took the plunge and moved to Southampton. It was in his early childhood that Tony found his first love … Southampton Football Club, where he and his brother spent many a Saturday afternoon cheering on the Saints. Throughout the years Tony and his brother Colin loved to ridicule the humble Pompey fans…always bantering and mocking. I loved the banter and gave back as good as I got, realising that although we were separated by motorway, we we’re kindred spirits. In 2017, Tony was diagnosed with cancer. But, in true Southern spirit, he mocked this bastard of a disease and carried on fighting. On Thursday 05th October, Tony run out of fight. As a lifelong Pompey fan I want to honour this man, he never gave in and fought to the end… Tony Dyke…we from the blue half of Hampshire salute you… R.I.P Tony… love to your family.

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Bot generated logins?

Tbf I have my suspicions about half the posters on here. I’m sure a few may have slipped through. Hell, Im even suspicious of myself…

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Bastard @lifeintheslowlane

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I’ve wiped the bots out. They never get to post.

Barry?

Did you get some on your balls?

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Fatso is well known as a Russian bot Twitter account, his real name is Sergio from Uzbekistan,

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You took out the nexus eights working for UPS? Nice work :lou_wink_2:

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Sotonians, I’d like to welcome @Phil_Arthur and @Treebeard to our little forum.

Phil, welcome!

Your only problem here may be that we already have a number of Phils.

We have @Polski_Filip - known as Phil (or name dropper)

and we also have @PhilippineSaint - known as Phil (or offshore Phil, or tax-dodging Phil)

so I guess you can be Phil too.

@Treebeard, welcome also.

We have 4 Treebeards on here already, so it’s going to be a little…nah, just yanking your tail. You’re our one and only Treebeard.

We’re a friendly bunch, gents, no really we are. Please feel free to lurk, but also feel free to jump in and contribute.

I hope you’ll find that we’re different to most other Saints forums.

Sotonians, please make @Phil_Arthur and @Treebeard welcome.

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Christ Pap. Hope you better these newbies. Cannot have another ladyboyphil or golfingphil on the site!

Welcome newbies c’mon in the water is still really cool. Unlike the weather everywhere

Profanity, no doubt you will have already noticed, is not only condoned…but encouraged. :lou_lol:

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