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pap posted this 31 January 2017

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Having a room on the first floor with a view of the Doric Pavillion and ornamental lake I thought I'd just put it out there that I am prepared to sub-let to established members.

Sorry, no wankers.

 So that's men out, then.

lifeintheslowlane posted this 31 January 2017

Originally posted by pap

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Having a room on the first floor with a view of the Doric Pavillion and ornamental lake I thought I'd just put it out there that I am prepared to sub-let to established members.

Sorry, no wankers.

 So that's men out, then.

 Hmmm...I was hoping not to be that transparent. 

steveintheforest posted this 12 March 2017 - Last edited 12 March 2017

Was looking the latest influx of new members and there's some odd user names

Thomastoish ... Danieldrard ... dertDavid ... Michaeltet ... RhondaSok .... LorrineNoky ... Asonnraply

All in the last few days ..... can't be for real, surely.  

Just spent the last half hour trying to get anagrams from them to support my conspiracy theory ...... unfortunately I'm very hammered and not very good at anagrams !!

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steveintheforest posted this 12 March 2017 - Last edited 12 March 2017

Oh and just in case .... welcome to Sotonians, weirdo's !!

PhilippineSaint posted this 12 March 2017 - Last edited 12 March 2017

Who Is up voting Modboy?

thats like Turkeys voting for Christmas.

I thought that it was only Goatboy with an Armalite and a notebook?

Dubai_Phil posted this 12 March 2017

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

Who Is up voting Modboy?

thats like Turkeys voting for Christmas.

I thought that it was only Goatboy with an Armalite and a notebook?

 I thought it was always Colonel Mustard in the Library with a Candlestick

saintbletch posted this 12 March 2017 - Last edited 12 March 2017

@steveintheforest, those users are typically 'bot generated logins. 

@pap checks by engaging them in email conversation, and if they don't respond he deletes them. 

Secretly, I think he's having an affair with GloriasClit. 

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Goatboy posted this 12 March 2017

Originally posted by saintbletch

@steveintheforest, those users are typically 'bot generated logins. 

@pap checks by engaging them in email conversation, and if they don't respond he deletes them. 

Secretly, I think he's having an affair with GloriasClit. 

 Some of those conversations have gone on for weeks and have only ended when pap tries to sell them I Love Jeremy t-shirts.

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Goatboy posted this 27 October 2017

I would like to be the first to welcome Pompey'tilldie to the forum.

He may lack an "I" but I'm sure he knows a good forum when he sees one.

CB Saint posted this 27 October 2017

Fresh fish..Fresh fish...Fresh fish

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Goatboy posted this 27 October 2017

I must admit to cutting our friends down the road a bit of slack at the moment after one of them posted this on FB after my mate passed away recently:

So.....today’s legend goes to......Tony Dyke....... Tony was born in a Sutton, Surrey in 1962 becoming the older brother and best mate to Colin Dyke. At the tender age of 4, Tony moved to Romsey , where he spent most of his childhood. In 1982, he took the plunge and moved to Southampton. It was in his early childhood that Tony found his first love ....... Southampton Football Club, where he and his brother spent many a Saturday afternoon cheering on the Saints. Throughout the years Tony and his brother Colin loved to ridicule the humble Pompey fans...always bantering and mocking. I loved the banter and gave back as good as I got, realising that although we were separated by motorway, we we’re kindred spirits. In 2017, Tony was diagnosed with cancer. But, in true Southern spirit, he mocked this bastard of a disease and carried on fighting. On Thursday 05th October, Tony run out of fight. As a lifelong Pompey fan I want to honour this man, he never gave in and fought to the end.... Tony Dyke......we from the blue half of Hampshire salute you.... R.I.P Tony...... love to your family.

Cobham Saint posted this 27 October 2017

Bot generated logins?

Tbf I have my suspicions about half the posters on here. I'm sure a few may have slipped through. Hell, Im even suspicious of myself...

lou_wink2

 

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lifeintheslowlane posted this 27 October 2017

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Cobham Saint posted this 27 October 2017

Bastard @lifeintheslowlane

lou_lol

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pap posted this 27 October 2017

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Bot generated logins?

Tbf I have my suspicions about half the posters on here. I'm sure a few may have slipped through. Hell, Im even suspicious of myself...

lou_wink2

 

 I've wiped the bots out.  They never get to post.

Saint or sinner posted this 27 October 2017

Originally posted by pap

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Bot generated logins?

Tbf I have my suspicions about half the posters on here. I'm sure a few may have slipped through. Hell, Im even suspicious of myself...

lou_wink2

 

 I've wiped the bots out.  They never get to post.

  Barry?

Fatso posted this 27 October 2017

Originally posted by pap

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Bot generated logins?

Tbf I have my suspicions about half the posters on here. I'm sure a few may have slipped through. Hell, Im even suspicious of myself...

lou_wink2

 

 I've wiped the bots out.  They never get to post.

 Did you get some on your balls? 

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SaintBristol posted this 27 October 2017

Originally posted by Fatso

Originally posted by pap

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Bot generated logins?

Tbf I have my suspicions about half the posters on here. I'm sure a few may have slipped through. Hell, Im even suspicious of myself...

lou_wink2

 

 I've wiped the bots out.  They never get to post.

 Did you get some on your balls? 

 Fatso is well known as a Russian bot Twitter account, his real name is Sergio  from Uzbekistan, 

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gavstar posted this 27 October 2017

Originally posted by pap

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Bot generated logins?

Tbf I have my suspicions about half the posters on here. I'm sure a few may have slipped through. Hell, Im even suspicious of myself...

lou_wink2

 

 I've wiped the bots out.  They never get to post.

 You took out the nexus eights working for UPS? Nice work lou_wink2

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