26 September 2016
- Last edited 26 September 2016
Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane
Originally posted by gavstar
I almost feel sorry for them
Naaaa...you don't really do you. Wet Spam's version of Alpine with his insightful summation of the game.
There's no fooling you slowlane I am going to use this as a motivational video, you know, kind of a ''At least I'm not as miserable as this guy'' theme, to help me put things in perspective when I'm feeling down.
From the artificial crowd noise, to the thinly-spread and diluted fanbase, to the glory-hunters and hangers on, to the sterile airport-extension location of the ground, to the stupid countdown that they have during the pre-match build-up, to the crowd control people penning you in after the game, to the fact that authentic local-to-the-ground/tied-to-the-community pubs have been replaced by a big fuck off shopping centre with an actual casino advertised on the top of it, I can't begin to imagine walking away from the stadium thinking 'fuck, that's where we're going to be watching our football for the next three or four decades' without feeling extreme buyers remorse.
And I truly think I'd be saying the same thing if the scoreline were reversed.