West Ham vs Southampton Match Thread

They pipe in crowd noise at that new stadium, for fuck’s sake.

Ought to incur a three-goal penalty right from the off.

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Bit more notice with your predictions please. As in enough time to get down the bookies.

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Originally posted by @cobham-saint

Fuck, we’re 9th in the table

:lou_lol:

Who’d of thought … with our shit squad and boring ‘99p store’ coach

Glad we didn’t spend 20 odd mil on the highly rated Zaza … total waste of space

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Charlie Austin, £4m, hahahaha, £4 fucking million.

I can feel the envy emanating from the rest of the league.

Golden boot at the end of the season please.

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It appears that Claude knows what he’s doing.

Nice.

:smile:

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I’m not sure I’ve seen as honest an interview as noble has just given.

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Agreed

Makes a refreshing change from the usual bullshit

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btw

Does anyone else think that Claude bears a passing resemblance to Derek Zoolander…?

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Yeah, but with far more charisma…

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blimey, Bilic needs to be put on suicide watch.

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I love playing teams out of form.

How many times do shit clubs go and sack the manager the week before we have to go there?!

That was great timing.

Here we go again, all the pundits want to talk about is how poor Wham were … funny how every game we’ve won this season has been down to the poor opposition… what a coincidence that we always seem to meet teams when they’re having an off day !!

a new club motto maybe …

‘players and managers may come and go but our luck stays true’

Curse of Sky broken?

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… but they all said he was a crock … how much did they spend on Caroll ??

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Ok, JWP to start on Thursday(looked very lively when he came on) and score(anytime for betting purposes) from a free kick. Saints to win 2-0. Possibly VVD or Redmond for the other.

You will almost certainly become a poorer person if you follow my advice. That said i have won enough today to cover my loses for the next month or so.

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That stadium looks like a fucking bargain now, I’m glad I chipped in.

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Didn’t get to see any of the game, so I’m looking forward to MotD2 tonight. At least we won’t be shunted to the end, if only becasue we’re today’s only match! One thing I noticed from the BBC stats, though, was that we had 18 shots, nine of which were on target. Now i realise that a shot on target could be a scuffed effort that dribbles through to the keeper, or a header straight at him, but even so getting half our shots on target isn’t bad going. I’m sure last season we were a lot worse than that in terms of shooting accuracy.

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2nd best shots/shots on target record for an away team so far this season, apparently. They weren’t just shit little dribbling shots either, most were good chances and we really should have scored another two at least. In terms of highlights for MOTD, they should ignore everything to to the 40th minute.

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I always thought that he looked like Ben Stiller’s dad.

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Bit gutted as I was hoping for 0-4. But I’ll take 0-3. :lou_sunglasses:

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