What could possibly go wrong?

it is @intiniki but the one I posted was in my kids bathroom. Installed when I was offshore so couldnt supervise what the plumbers and electricians were doing.

It has now been corrected so it is safe to use.

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What could wrong with this NHS plan? Surely this is nuts?

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Brilliant. We have a spare room and I will sort the study into a bedroom. £2000 a month and I can give up my job and feed patients codeine. Job done.

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Not all of it to the patients surely?

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Fuck. Easy money. Where do I sign up?

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I’ll take the ones prescribed morphine.

Seriously?

So, in order to try and stop “revenge porn” you should send naked pictures of yourself to Facebook and the Government…

(It’s a pilot project in Australia btw)

Would it not be better to keep that stuff in the bedroom rather than your phone or am I just being old and wise?

But we dont have video feeds to your bedroom and can always hack your phone.

The last time I put naked pictures on Facebook I got banned :lou_lol:

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Driverless shuttle bus involved in accident 2 hours after it’s launch.

Shame as it was the other drivers fault but this will do damage to the reputation of the driverless vehicle.

Let’s face it ordinary fuckwit drivers don’t have much of a reputation to preserve so yes, inevitable.

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In the vast majority of cases of accidients involving driverless car, the biological control unit in the other vehicle was at fault.

Humans are rubbish drivers.

Yay! I wasn’t the only one wondering about that FB Nude Pic thing then

Been blasted on Twitter

There’s the next “viral” FB Challenge…7 full-colour nudies of nominated “Friend” on the following 7 days.

I may be gone some time. :lou_lol:

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Has Facebook bought Porn Hub and is using its data base for new stars ?

Surely you would have to send them a picture from every angle?

DO they need close ups?

Has @bearsy started working for FaceBook now?

Ok this is from a few months back, but hav8ng loads of chemicals in one area… nothing could go wrong, oh!

What could go wrong if you position yourself as your country’s number 1 asshat…3 years in prison, that’s what.

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Maybe we should send that Hopkins woman to Egypt?

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Even we’re not this stupid, mostly…