Bob, look at the picture again. Here’s my way of looking at it.
One is obvious. He happens to be holding/cuddling someone else, so that’s obvious as well. There are then two others(don’t know who, but look like a acid version of the books i remember).
In my mind you are not and never will be the tall one.
Comrades, I never asked to have this terrifying level of non-power bestowed on me. I just happened to be arsing around on the forum, minding my own business and trying to clean up the mess in Bletch’s cellar, when all of a sudden I’m elected to membership of the Soviet.
Of course, it’s hardly something that you can turn down and, once you’re in, I get the impression that there is only one way out. And that it involves a box. Keep singing, comrades!
Союз Нерушимый Республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
[Припев:]
Славься отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил:
На правое дело он поднял народы,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!
[Припев:]
Славься отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны,
И красному знамени славной Отчизны
Ми будем всегда беззаветно верны!
[Припев:]
Славься отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
When my innate charm and good looks are combined with a David Niven-like tash, all hell breaks loose and the laydeez have to be kept away for their own safety.
But feel free to knock yourself out.
With that paisley hanky tied around your neck, you’d become the campest fast food vendor in the South.
Upvote for the profile image, @btripz , but I thought you were told that you weren’t the tall one - which means you must be Dr Bunsen Honeydew (am I right @steveintheforest ?).
Chubby and green-gilled.
Art imitating life?
And a point of order re the Soviet.
All decisions must be u-nam-i-m-ous to count which means that you and @fowllyd have to spend hours trying to drag @tokyo-saint and @bearsy over the line on every issue.
It’ll be line Sotonians purgatory.
And just like the Catholic church, if you cross our palm with silver we can end your suffering early.