For once I am not working, so looking forward to the 5 F’s; films, football, food, family and fine ales (not in that particular order)
What football we don’t play until 28th
I’ll still be drunk and wearing a christmas hat
What about Fisting and Fucking?
Had the first Christmas family meal tonight.
You don’t get many Pringles in a tube…once they’re open they are history.
We get things like that free due to the wifes work, srping onion walkers now you’re talking, or cheeslets.
Fuck xmas. Its just a Sunday without a newspaper.
25th - Drunk
26th - Recovery
27th - beers with the brother in law
28h - Rocevery
29th - Friends party
30 th - Recovery
31st Party
1sr - Rehab
Drunk followed by baratement followed by drunk
Opening presents 8 hours before most of you
Mother in laws this evening and skype call the Tahitian branch of family Goat (they have all their celebrations on Christmas Eve), then cooking for the parents on Christmas day.
A few friends round in the evening when we will attempt to decimate the booze stock.
Boxing day visits to more family.
I am already in credit as I finished work on Tuesday and haven’t got pissed yet.
Family get together (minus my brother and his kids) at my sisters tomorrow for full Christmas dinner and then having everyone round to my dads on Boxing Day where I shall be putting on a bit of a buffet type spread. Plan to watch TV and drink alcohol.
I’m off on a short tour of the UK.
Have a fun day tomorrow, whatever your faith or lack of, and all the best for 2017.
Health and happiness to all - because when it comes down to it, not a lot else matters.
Though a top six finish + winning both the domestic cups would be nice too.
See you in a few days.
Grazing tomorrow - just the two of us.
At one of my daughter’s house Boxing Day with all my children and grandchildren under one roof - a rarity.
Originally posted by @Fatso
What about Fisting and Fucking?
Family get together (minus my brother and his kids) at my sisters tomorrow for full Christmas dinner and then having everyone round to my dad s on Boxing Day where I shall be putting on a bit of a buffet type spread. Plan to watch TV and drink alcohol
Not going round to Fatso’s
24 - Parents tonight to meet up with Bro and his Mrs + nipper - Half German so do Christmas Eve pressies and meal
25 - Inlaws at mine for Dinner + drinks (in laws staying over)
26 - Mrs Ferrets birthday - late brunch, Afternoon Panto, evening birthday celebrations
27 - nothing
28 - Old University mates for lunch and wine
29 -nothing
30 - Visti bro in Edindurgh and cruiseon his narrowboat and drink
31 - nowt -
1- nothing
2- Sister inlaws for lunch
3 - Back to work… arse
Flew home to UK to spend xmas day with my Mum. I’ve managed to be in UK around 18 to 21st December for the last 15 years or so but haven’t been here for actual xmas for 23 years.
Spent Tuesday & Wednesday with friends in Bournemouth & Pilton then up to Essex. Yesterday took Grandson to Natural History Museum to see Dinosaurs, then the German Market to end all markets in Hyde Park. He’ll we even walked down a strangely not mad Oxford Street to see the lights.
Today chilling & a Carol Service with little one. Some Ales.
Tomorrow morning watch him open presents then down the M3 to dinner with Mum. Stay with mates chat shit.
Boxing Day fly to Krakow to reunite with Mrs D_P (been doing Polish Xmas stuff with her family) 27th is her Birthday - Vodka.chat shit get banged.
NYE some club where a bottle of Vodka is £15 after standing in the main square in minus 5C
Priceless.
Yesterday was by far the best day of this year.
I’m off out for a few this afternoon in Woolton with the father and brother in law, it is very diffucult ti plan with a brand new one ha ha!