My (and I think Turkish’s) favourite chant is the “He’s got a Mars bar, on his head” to the tune of He’s Got the Whole World in His Hand. Megalolz.
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Was that Pahars? I used to sit in the Archers just singing Kumbaya. People used to look when I went beyond the first verse and started singing about someone laughing and do the laugh sound but if something is worth singing, it is worth singing right.
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Laaaaa, la, la, la-la-la-la, Shane Long, Shane Long
Now I feel stupid as my teenager has pointed out that Ant had already put the Longy song in … I’m taking my pipe and slippers upstairs, time for bed.
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Too right
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You’ve not only let yourself down CD you’ve let Young Tyke down.
I think you can only redeem yourself as a good father in his eyes (maybe…) is by buying him something very very expensive and a takeaway of his choice.
Just sayin.
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And now verbally harasses me in public. The shame of it …
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What can I Say?
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“How shit must you be, Yoshida has scored”
To the Villa fans after our league cup win a few years ago. Fucking brilliant.
Extra large margharita with extra mozzarella?
Hey Mickey you’re so fine, you’re so fine you’re number 9, Hey Mickey (clap clap clap) Hey Mickey
Archers road 1996-97.
To the tune of the Dambusters March:
We are Southampton, we are the best
We hate United and we hate the rest.
La la la la, la la la la, la la la-la-la laaaaa
Sung forever on the 1st of May 1976.
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Can’t believe no one has mentioned the Rickie Lambert song
He stands just over 6 foot 3 Rickie Rickie,
He’ll take us to the premier league Rickie, Rickie.
He gets the ball and takes the piss he wears the shirt of matt le tiss.
Rickie Lambert Southamptons goal machine.
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Hold the cheese.
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If I could figure out how to post photos (yeah, yeah, I know I could read the forum guidelines) then I’d post a photo of His Tyke-ness in the pizza restaurant after the Fulham match ! That’s m’boy …
We’ve got your back four, we’ve got your back four
who needs Rodriguez, we’ve got your back four
sung to Everton after two quick fire own goals
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On the subject of singing, having had my annual outing to the Chapel.
This thread reminded me that for many years only two ends of The Dell ever really sang.
East & West Stands only ever fvcked up owts
Which means little gas actually changed
I’ve not heard “We’re the Northam, we’re the Northam, we’re the Northam over here …” for a long while but in fairness from where we usually are in the Itchen block 4 you can’t hear the Northam anyway !
That song should be banned from everywhere…anyone caught singing it should be forced to wear a Pompey shirt.
I also think it would be simple if @saint-cd 's nipper called itself @simplysaint or something like that.