I also think it would be simple if @saint-cd 's nipper called itself @simplysaint or something like that.
Tyke reminded me of a song weâd heard somewhere when Boofs first joined. It obviously never took off but I like it and itâs got some legs. Just needs a bit of forum input âŚ
To the song âYouâre 16, youâre beautiful and youâre mineâ
You walked out of my dreams and into my team
Now youâre my midfield delight
Youâre 19, youâre Boufal and youâre mine
I posted that on tâother site when we first signed him and got shouted down and ridiculed.
Now thereâs a surpriseâŚ
Well, TBF, it is a bit shite 
The full post was
Yeah, first attempt (and probably lastâŚ) so it needs some work, but to the tune of Ringo Starr âYouâre 16âŚâ
You came in like a dream, peaches and cream
Skills that were so divine
Youâre 19, youâre Boufal and youâre mine
Youâre a hero, youâre a star
We fell in love but letâs not take it too far
You scored a goal, a roar went up
Ooh when we cheered we could not stop
You walked out of our dreams and into our team
Now youâre our striker divine
Youâre 19 and youâre Boufal and your mine
Day Job
And all that Kate Bush/Peter Gabriel stuff.
This is the funniest one I have heard when Beckham was playing for Man UtdâŚ
'Posh spice is a slapper, her knickers smell of cod and when sheâs fucking Beckham, she thinks of Ormerod!
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Welcome fella.
Nice one 
Am off to bed now.
Laters all⌠hicâŚ
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Welcome Mr DannyâŚweâre all looking forward to calling you a Cunt some time in the near future. Please donât be offended, some here never get that accolade.
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That was legendary
Think we sang that non stop on a train from Newcastle to London after a shit game at Sunderland.
It annoyed everyone IIRC
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There has only ever been one favourite for me.
My old man said be a Pompey fan, I said fuck off dad, youâre a cunt
In defence of the actual old man, he has never said this.
My mother was though
âReuben Agboolaâ to the tune of âJackie Wilson saidâ by Dexyâs Midnight Runners
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Didnât he run the bar up the Sports Centre for a bit after retirement?
Think so - he was definitely back in the area after leaving for Sunderland after a ânightclub incidentâ!
Heâs been back for years and did manage the Sports Cente Bar, for a couple of years when it had been taken over by the Old Tauntonians Hockey Club.
Had a chat with him at Shennanigans in town after the Villa game having known him since he was a player here.
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In common with a lot of ex-Saints players he regularly pops up on the Facebook âSaints Archiveâ group
Mark Wright was on yâday saying that he wish he could have stayed - except for the manager
I know it probably doesnât need more lyrics, but I wrote more lyrics for âMy Old Manâ. Iâve got about seven more verses. Any musos / Garage Band enthusiasts want to help me to get it to the next level?
@OzSaintDave your turn to critique me. Plenty of ammunition.
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Not quite at the Chaz & Dave level yetâŚ
