:saints:👨‍🎤 👩‍🎤 What is the worst Southampton chant EVER?

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If I could figure out how to post photos (yeah, yeah, I know I could read the forum guidelines) then I’d post a photo of His Tyke-ness in the pizza restaurant after the Fulham match ! That’s m’boy …

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We’ve got your back four, we’ve got your back four

who needs Rodriguez, we’ve got your back four

sung to Everton after two quick fire own goals

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On the subject of singing, having had my annual outing to the Chapel.

This thread reminded me that for many years only two ends of The Dell ever really sang.

East & West Stands only ever fvcked up owts

Which means little gas actually changed

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I’ve not heard “We’re the Northam, we’re the Northam, we’re the Northam over here …” for a long while but in fairness from where we usually are in the Itchen block 4 you can’t hear the Northam anyway !

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That song should be banned from everywhere…anyone caught singing it should be forced to wear a Pompey shirt.

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I also think it would be simple if @saint-cd 's nipper called itself @simplysaint or something like that.

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Tyke reminded me of a song we’d heard somewhere when Boofs first joined. It obviously never took off but I like it and it’s got some legs. Just needs a bit of forum input …

To the song “You’re 16, you’re beautiful and you’re mine”

You walked out of my dreams and into my team

Now you’re my midfield delight

You’re 19, you’re Boufal and you’re mine

Boooooooofal

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I posted that on t’other site when we first signed him and got shouted down and ridiculed.

Now there’s a surprise…

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Well, TBF, it is a bit shite :lou_lol: :lou_is_a_flirt:

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The full post was

Yeah, first attempt (and probably last…) so it needs some work, but to the tune of Ringo Starr “You’re 16…”

You came in like a dream, peaches and cream
Skills that were so divine
You’re 19, you’re Boufal and you’re mine

You’re a hero, you’re a star
We fell in love but let’s not take it too far
You scored a goal, a roar went up
Ooh when we cheered we could not stop

You walked out of our dreams and into our team
Now you’re our striker divine
You’re 19 and you’re Boufal and your mine

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Day Job

And all that Kate Bush/Peter Gabriel stuff.

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This is the funniest one I have heard when Beckham was playing for Man Utd…

'Posh spice is a slapper, her knickers smell of cod and when she’s fucking Beckham, she thinks of Ormerod!

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Welcome fella.

Nice one :+1:

Am off to bed now.

Laters all… hic…

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Welcome Mr Danny…we’re all looking forward to calling you a Cunt some time in the near future. Please don’t be offended, some here never get that accolade. :lou_lol:

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That was legendary
Think we sang that non stop on a train from Newcastle to London after a shit game at Sunderland.
It annoyed everyone IIRC

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There has only ever been one favourite for me.

My old man said be a Pompey fan, I said fuck off dad, you’re a cunt

In defence of the actual old man, he has never said this.

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My mother was though

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‘Reuben Agboola’ to the tune of ‘Jackie Wilson said’ by Dexy’s Midnight Runners

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Didn’t he run the bar up the Sports Centre for a bit after retirement?

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Think so - he was definitely back in the area after leaving for Sunderland after a ‘nightclub incident’!