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…plain and sober-coloured socks that have vibrant coloured toes and heels.
What purpose do they serve?
Originally posted by @saintbletch
…plain and sober-coloured socks that have vibrant coloured toes and heels. What purpose do they serve?
Disagree. They have a clear evolutionary purpose: to ward off potential mates.
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I see your weird socks and raise you: philosophers.
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Mmm. I’ll give that some thought, and then explain to you why you’re wrong through the medium of the rhetorical question.
Would you have it any other way?
Yes, you see that kind of argument is why we have them in the first place. Clever buggers. But useless. Especially utilitarians - what’s the point of an entire philosphical system based on the question: what’s the point?
The history of socks on the other hand tells us useful things like the history of Britain. It’s noteworthy, for example, that the Roman invaders didn’t wear them with their sandals.
Originally posted by @saintbletch
…plain and sober-coloured socks that have vibrant coloured toes and heels.
What purpose do they serve?
They have a very clear purpose and that is to aid the matching up of socks after washing. This is a really important development in the sock world and all of my socks are like this.
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Knowing full well that this thread likely started off as a catalyst for a laundry list of complaints about arguably pointless things, I’d like to change tack a little.
Everything can be deemed pointless if you’re not arsed about it. e.g. Personal betterment. What’s the point? Even if you manage to improve, you’ll die. Even if you manage to pass that knowledge on, well, look at the dinosaurs. Not many of them rocking around with PhDs, or even CSEs.
So widening that question to the big one. Is there a point to all of this? A reason for existence? Some unseen purpose in say, having us exist, versus not having us all exist. Or is it just all meaningless fucking entropy?
Originally posted by @pap
Knowing full well that this thread likely started off as a catalyst for a laundry list of complaints about arguably pointless things, I’d like to change tack a little.
The other worry is that everything can be deemed pointless if you’re not arsed about it. e.g. Personal betterment. What’s the point? Even if you manage to improve, you’ll die. Even if you manage to pass that knowledge on, well, look at the dinosaurs. Not many of them rocking around with PhDs, or even CSEs.
So widening that question to the big one. Is there a point to all of this? A reason for existence? Some unseen purpose in say, having us exist, versus not having us all exist. Or is it just all meaningless fucking entropy?
According to Furball you’ve just deemed yourself pointless…
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My IT manager!!
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As Jean Paul Sarte said in his final essay…“Fuck it, let’s go down the pub”
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Hair of the dog and all that, what a stonking idea…
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Wasps
Keep it light, pap, keep it light. Stick to the sock stuff, ok? No one wants to consider why we’re here and what its all about, not on a Thursday anyway. Just trying to help you out, don’t want you losing your audience.
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Blackburn.
Originally posted by @Sfcsim
Blackburn.
Without Blackburn we would not have a yardstick for measuring the hole capacity of The Royal Albert Hall.
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Originally posted by @Fatso
Keep it light, pap, keep it light. Stick to the sock stuff, ok? No one wants to consider why we’re here and what its all about, not on a Thursday anyway. Just trying to help you out, don’t want you losing your audience.
I’m not trying to depress anyone here. I think a universe with a point is a bloody interesting proposition, sparking quite a few interesting follow up questions.
You’re right though. Light, light, light.
What’s the point of having loads of different comedy panel shows? Why Buzzcocks? Why HIGNFY? Why don’t they just rebrand it into one show, honestly titled “We’ve not got much money for programmes. This shit is cheap. These cunts are mildly amusing, but won’t say anything dangerous. tbh, it’s more than you cunts deserve”.
As a licence payer I am aghast at all the duplication.
Better but a bit angry now rather than depressing.
What about those covers that people put on toilet rolls? I don’t even know if that’s a real thing, I think I may have seen it on telly, but at least its light.
What about those plastic plug things you get to put in empty plug sockets. What are they all about!!!
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Originally posted by @Fatso
What about those plastic plug things you get to put in empty plug sockets. What are they all about!!!
Those exist to stop me putting metal objects in the socket and to stop toddlers playing with their X-Box after midnight.
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Originally posted by @Fatso
Better but a bit angry now rather than depressing. What about those covers that people put on toilet rolls? I don’t even know if that’s a real thing, I think I may have seen it on telly, but at least its light. What about those plastic plug things you get to put in empty plug sockets. What are they all about!!!
To stop stupid people i.e. kids, electrocuting themselves by putting things they shouldn’t put in the socket…