What items would you put (or have you got) in your man-cave*

Sadly as my life regresses backwards for various reasons, having my own man-cave type room has never seemed so far away :slight_frown:. Recently, as I reflect on how I ended up with no permanent address at the moment, I’ve also been thinking about the things I’d like to have if I did have my own house with enough space for a man-cave (*for the benefit of or female users, please replace man-cave with lady-lounge if you wish!!)

  • My dad has an old Wurlitzer jukebox which he’s already said I can have once I’ve got the space

  • I’d like a female mannequin who’d wear all my running medals around her neck

  • I’d get some enlarged pictures on the wall of the flyers from the first few raves I went to, but printed in a sepia effect

What would you have, or have you got in your man-cave?

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I’d like a sex dungeon more than a man cave

But would it be empty, or would you put some cool stuff in it?

Is this the thread where you get self-confessed left wingers to admit that they are essentially vile little consumerists?

Count me in!

I think one of my favourite mancave items is a beer fridge that came my way after a recent divorce. I have two man-caves really; a dirty one that I’m allowed to smoke in (also known as the garage) or the clean one upstairs.

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I don’t want a bloody Lady Lounge!! That sounds rubbish!

But I would like my own space for a design studio with a glass ceiling.

Bloody feminists. Moan about the glass ceiling one day, say they want one the next… :laughing:

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Originally posted by @Spudders

Originally posted by @Fatso

I’d like a sex dungeon more than a man cave

But would it be empty, or would you put some cool stuff in it?

it would have various sex machines in it and a collection of people that I would have captured.

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I specifically mentioned a female option as I knew you’d complain if I just referred to man-cave, but even then, you still managed complain about it. [sigh]… Jeeeeez Lou you’re hard work!!! Let me know what you’d like the female version of a man-cave to be called and I’ll amend the original post accordingly.

Hallo Fritzl, I mean Fatso. If sir is going to develop this fine attraction, do you think you can do it without making us accessories to the fact? I mean, I already fear an Esther Rantzen type interview where I sheepishly admit, that yes, we all knew about Fatso all along. But it was just Sotonians gossip!

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I’m imagining Fatsos disgusting sex dungeon with a lava lamp, a beer/rohypnol fridge and a lazy-boy reclining chair!

Like the one in Burn After Reading?

Just keeping you on your toes Spudders!

Can’t I just hang out with the boys in the man cave - drink beer and talk football? My friends always let me be an honorary bloke…

ok Lou… as it’s you :smile:

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Fleshlight.

No shandies.

Don’t worry, I’ll respect the man cave. Burps on request.

One of these please:

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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Originally posted by @Fatso

Originally posted by @Spudders

Originally posted by @Fatso

I’d like a sex dungeon more than a man cave

But would it be empty, or would you put some cool stuff in it?

it would have various sex machines in it and a collection of people that I would have captured.

Like the one in Burn After Reading?

No, much better than that, with more machines and more cleaning utensils.

You should have used some asterisks there. B***s on request.

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