Play one?? Ffs it’s a wooden box that trendy hipsters hit cos they can’t afford a drum kit
Next you’ll be telling me you eat your tea off a shovel and drink your “craft beer” out of a jam jar…
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…oh, while also wearing skinny jeans, checked shirt and sporting a beard.
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…and don’t forget the full sleeve tatts, because you’re an individual.
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…as long as it isn’t one of those fuckin’ urban rucksacks, otherwise I’ll come round and kick the shit out of your bad knee.
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I’m going to get the book ‘The Psycopath Test’ by Jon Ronson.
[actually, I already have this book and read it some years ago]
Oooh I’ve been to that place, it’s in Hackney, isn’t it? They do a mean avocado on sourdough there.
…oh, while also wearing skinny jeans, checked shirt and sporting a beard.
That’s kinda my look bud.
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At this point, you’d probably be doing me a favour. Can’t make it any worse.
Surgeon’s just told me I need another op 
Oh typical of the ME generation, selfishly making me look like an uncaring aresole.
Get it sorted mate.
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Have I stumbled across Facebook ffs. Xmas ffs it’s fkn Christmas. AND THAT IS TWO FKN MONTHS AWAY. Ffs.
And ffs.
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Nope, don’t want anything and if I do I’ll buy it myself…
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Boo!
Is that the one that still contains CFCs?
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@saintbletch I take umbridge with this 'x’mas nonsense- why are you shortening the Christs name to an ‘x’ i such a brazen public manner? You should shamed as a blasphemer that you are and strung up by the gonads. I thought this was a high quality god fearing site where wewear our virginal rings with pride… how wrong I was…
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If you’re concerned about virginal rings, perhaps you should at least but a tube of lube on your xmas list?
I am expecting Goatboy (suspiciously Satan likename there?) to get everyone on here one of these in Papsavirgin.com colours for some seaosnal cheer
I Will have to do Christmas this year I am not looking forward to it
Buying presents when they dont say what they want.
recieving presents when you never asked for something.
being pleasant to people you dont like.
meh
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As long as it’s someone tall, dark, handsome and rich that’ll be fine.
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As I am average height Caucasian and if that website could be believed the 4 millionth richest person in the world that lets me out of Tigger’s sack
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Rum
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I once got in trouble with some Christians for using xmas. It was an interesting discussion between me (early 20s) and Margaret (50 something) about what Christmas was more about for us youngsters at the time.