Yes, I also like to use my bin as an instrument
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Though people say i’m a bit rubbish 
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Just this -
Oh and the free beer of course
SURVIVAL.
Mostly from shits who think they can drum using an over-engineered Orange box.
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For once, I’ve actually started thinking about it a bit early.
Mostly in the hope of avoiding the Xmas eve shopping trip.
krGF is getting a bag. What type of bag or where from, I haven’t a fucking clue yet.
But it’s a start.
They sell bags in tesco for 10p and if it breaks they give you another…for the rest of your life. Sounds like a winner to me.
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Play one?? Ffs it’s a wooden box that trendy hipsters hit cos they can’t afford a drum kit
Next you’ll be telling me you eat your tea off a shovel and drink your “craft beer” out of a jam jar…
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…oh, while also wearing skinny jeans, checked shirt and sporting a beard.
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…and don’t forget the full sleeve tatts, because you’re an individual.
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…as long as it isn’t one of those fuckin’ urban rucksacks, otherwise I’ll come round and kick the shit out of your bad knee.
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I’m going to get the book ‘The Psycopath Test’ by Jon Ronson.
[actually, I already have this book and read it some years ago]
Oooh I’ve been to that place, it’s in Hackney, isn’t it? They do a mean avocado on sourdough there.
…oh, while also wearing skinny jeans, checked shirt and sporting a beard.
That’s kinda my look bud.
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At this point, you’d probably be doing me a favour. Can’t make it any worse.
Surgeon’s just told me I need another op
Oh typical of the ME generation, selfishly making me look like an uncaring aresole.
Get it sorted mate.
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Have I stumbled across Facebook ffs. Xmas ffs it’s fkn Christmas. AND THAT IS TWO FKN MONTHS AWAY. Ffs.
And ffs.
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Nope, don’t want anything and if I do I’ll buy it myself…
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Boo!
Is that the one that still contains CFCs?
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@saintbletch I take umbridge with this 'x’mas nonsense- why are you shortening the Christs name to an ‘x’ i such a brazen public manner? You should shamed as a blasphemer that you are and strung up by the gonads. I thought this was a high quality god fearing site where wewear our virginal rings with pride… how wrong I was…
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