They sell bags in tesco for 10p and if it breaks they give you another…for the rest of your life. Sounds like a winner to me.
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Play one?? Ffs it’s a wooden box that trendy hipsters hit cos they can’t afford a drum kit
Next you’ll be telling me you eat your tea off a shovel and drink your “craft beer” out of a jam jar…
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…oh, while also wearing skinny jeans, checked shirt and sporting a beard.
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…and don’t forget the full sleeve tatts, because you’re an individual.
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…as long as it isn’t one of those fuckin’ urban rucksacks, otherwise I’ll come round and kick the shit out of your bad knee.
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I’m going to get the book ‘The Psycopath Test’ by Jon Ronson.
[actually, I already have this book and read it some years ago]
Oooh I’ve been to that place, it’s in Hackney, isn’t it? They do a mean avocado on sourdough there.
…oh, while also wearing skinny jeans, checked shirt and sporting a beard.
That’s kinda my look bud.
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At this point, you’d probably be doing me a favour. Can’t make it any worse.
Surgeon’s just told me I need another op 
Oh typical of the ME generation, selfishly making me look like an uncaring aresole.
Get it sorted mate.
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Have I stumbled across Facebook ffs. Xmas ffs it’s fkn Christmas. AND THAT IS TWO FKN MONTHS AWAY. Ffs.
And ffs.
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Nope, don’t want anything and if I do I’ll buy it myself…
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Boo!
Is that the one that still contains CFCs?
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@saintbletch I take umbridge with this 'x’mas nonsense- why are you shortening the Christs name to an ‘x’ i such a brazen public manner? You should shamed as a blasphemer that you are and strung up by the gonads. I thought this was a high quality god fearing site where wewear our virginal rings with pride… how wrong I was…
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If you’re concerned about virginal rings, perhaps you should at least but a tube of lube on your xmas list?
I am expecting Goatboy (suspiciously Satan likename there?) to get everyone on here one of these in Papsavirgin.com colours for some seaosnal cheer
I Will have to do Christmas this year I am not looking forward to it
Buying presents when they dont say what they want.
recieving presents when you never asked for something.
being pleasant to people you dont like.
meh
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As long as it’s someone tall, dark, handsome and rich that’ll be fine.
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As I am average height Caucasian and if that website could be believed the 4 millionth richest person in the world that lets me out of Tigger’s sack
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