When did this become a thing?

Well you’re either obsessed with the size of my cock or yours.

Neither is an entirely healthy position. Ask _ms _pap.

We’re not married, btw. I don’t want her to have a special day.

Keep your options open innit? Don’t answer… I know what you are saying. Playa.

What “options” would I have with the “button mushroom basher”?

An enquiring mind wants to know.

Cabbage and cauliflower steaks

just fuck off

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Easter crackers

just fuck off

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‘Staycations’.

Go on holiday or don’t go on holiday. I don’t care either way. But going and staying in the same town you live, just in a different building is absolutely pointless.

It’s just a modern version of what my Grandad used to call ‘Winderview’ when he didn’t want to pay/couldn’t afford to take us anywhere.

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I dont know,

My old man takes his caravan to Calshot every year at least twice and only lives in Blackfield.

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That is at least changing towns!

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Mushroom basher? Don’t beat yourself up Pap. I am sure you are a fun guy.

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No-one else will do it for me, Tokes.

No-one else can find it.

I only know where it is because I know which pube to look under.

BMW - Baileys, Malibu and Whisky.

When and why did that become a thing?

Lady boys?

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Instagram…

Yeah I put some pics up mainly mates follow me.

Put some up from the golf and have people with almost 50k followers following me.

IF only I could use the thing properly…

As long as you get a few mentions of sotonians.com in, your work will be done. :lou_wink_2:

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Don’t forget upvotes.

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The Waterside is God’s own country, within God’s own county. A veritable Garden of Eden. I can see why some people feel no need to explore other environs’

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Worryngly the 47k follower is mega fit loads of bikini pics.

May be off here for a while

This.

And downvotes.