Easter crackers
just fuck off
Easter crackers
just fuck off
‘Staycations’.
Go on holiday or don’t go on holiday. I don’t care either way. But going and staying in the same town you live, just in a different building is absolutely pointless.
It’s just a modern version of what my Grandad used to call ‘Winderview’ when he didn’t want to pay/couldn’t afford to take us anywhere.
I dont know,
My old man takes his caravan to Calshot every year at least twice and only lives in Blackfield.
That is at least changing towns!
Mushroom basher? Don’t beat yourself up Pap. I am sure you are a fun guy.
No-one else will do it for me, Tokes.
No-one else can find it.
I only know where it is because I know which pube to look under.
BMW - Baileys, Malibu and Whisky.
When and why did that become a thing?
Instagram…
Yeah I put some pics up mainly mates follow me.
Put some up from the golf and have people with almost 50k followers following me.
IF only I could use the thing properly…
Don’t forget upvotes.
The Waterside is God’s own country, within God’s own county. A veritable Garden of Eden. I can see why some people feel no need to explore other environs’
Worryngly the 47k follower is mega fit loads of bikini pics.
May be off here for a while
This.
And downvotes.
Stop dissing the lady-Boys.
Some of us could be offended
Well I didn’t know that:
“…The 1p coin is legal tender for amounts up to 20p, so it is not permitted to pay debts with a sack full of pennies…”
tbf I rarely have coins and if I do I drop them in a jar at the end of the day.
As for the rest of the article, readers of The Daily Fail and similar will be going apoplectic.
Prime Minister’s Easter message. May’s this year. Cameron’s in 2016. Any others?
Don’t you mean an April fool’s message from Ms May?