😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

Originally posted by @Bathsaint

I was in a snooker club the other night and noticed they had the exact same telly as mine. Said telly being set up in Peel remote on my Samsung phone, much mirth was had by myself changing channels and switching the TV off.

What’s better is that they had a Sky box too which, you guessed it, was also set up in Peel remote.

Oh the fun you can have changing channels, esp if Chelsea or 'pool are on the box.

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I think this should probably go here. Mum just read out a Facebook status from her feed. Normally, this would bore the tits out of me, but my time was not wasted

Originally posted by Concerned Father

I have seen a lot of stuff on Facebook about bullying. I would just like to say that if anyone tries to bully my little girl, I will slam-choke the little cunt. Thank you for listening.

It’s good to be back on the Flower Estate.

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This probably belongs here.

The UKIP open-top bus just made its way down my road playing an annoyingly loud recording of either Cameron or Farage (as we know one cunt sounds very much like another).

It was so loud and so annoying that it brought me to my front door to see what was going on.

As it passed my house, I thought about heckling the solitary old bloke on the top deck of the bus who, aping the Queen, was deigning to wave at nobody in particular.

I decided to keep my counsel until, as he passed the tree outside my house the overhangs our tiny road, he was struck on the head by one of the branches.

I shouted “Karma. Twat.”

And went back inside laughing my head off.

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Originally posted by @pap

I think this should probably go here. Mum just read out a Facebook status from her feed. Normally, this would bore the tits out of me, but my time was not wasted

Originally posted by Concerned Father

I have seen a lot of stuff on Facebook about bullying. I would just like to say that if anyone tries to bully my little girl, I will slam-choke the little cunt. Thank you for listening.

It’s good to be back on the Flower Estate.

My Uncle, Aunt and 5 cousins lived in Violet Road and grew up to be solid middle class, golf playing, pringle wearing, top notch human beings. See there are exceptions. :lou_wink_2:

One of my closest friends grew up on Begonia Road. The Flower estates always had a bad rep, but compared to other towns it’s a decent estate.

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Lol, I can sit here watching that again and again.

is there a longer version where it Explodes? Is it 4real? It reminds me of:

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https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/leicester-captain-wes-morgan-appears-102133661.html?cmp=ukfb

What I want to know is who was filming and why didn’t they do a runner.

At least they weren’t as unlucky as this poor bugger

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn parody…

I love Scousepirational.

Absolutely can’t wait for HBO’s $500m reboot of Brookie. What a cast! I might be able to get hold of some scripts and goss from on set in Croatia. Will keep you up-to-date.

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Would watch.

There’s a lot of attractive people in that cast, perhaps whilst on set they could set up a breeding farm. Do the gene pool some good.

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The scenes I’d like to see involving Natalie, Scarlett and Jennifer are unlikley to produce offspring but would result in a large ammount of genetic material being produced by any observers I’m sure

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Still…

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