āIf a ladyās skirt is too short, we recommend that she travel in the backseat to keep our concentration,ā the booklet advised in the section marked āco-pilotā.
āIf the skirt is not that short but you tend to have a wandering hand, she should also travel behind.ā
These āco-pilotsā should āat least have nice legsā.
Classic stuff.
BBC Breaking News ā@ BBCBreaking 7m7 minutes ago
42-year-old man arrested on suspicion of murder after bodies of two women found in house in Liverpool, police say
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Anyone heard from Pap today??
I know the avatar is confusing but I am pretty sure Pap is a dude
I know its a pain to click the link but I canāt embed and its a very good video again by the onion
Which of the laugh, smile or at least I wasnāt bored categories does this fit into?
Yeah, it did rather flop didnāt it.
The brutal murder of two women doesnāt tend to raise the laughs, no.
People are fairly shocked about it in the city.
TBF the twitter snippet didnāt hint at the brutality of the murder so you canāt really castigate me for that. Yeah I know, should do my research, but I couldnāt resist the allusion to a 42 old Liverpool Male and your fine selfā¦
http://foulomatic.hnldesign.nl I laughed at this a little more than I probably should haveā¦
There are some excellent ones on there M8ā¦but I started to get suspicious that it wasnāt random and instead really knew my inner-thoughts.
I stopped pressing āANOTHER!ā when it called me a āSperm Fanā.
Too close to home.
Ahhhā¦Now I know why Mrs Cobham Saint is constantly glued to her portable telecommunications device yet still able to regularly throw out random & unique terms of endearment to meā¦
Hello all! New to the site so thought Iād share something fun, and Iām informed that granny made a full recovery. Justifies multiple viewings 
lols. Welcome gavstar! It shows great promise that this is your first post!
Thanks Goatboy! Although now Iām feeling the pressure and think I may have peaked too soon 
Yo yo, gavstar - You donāt need to ālinkā YouTube vids here.
If you copy and paste the link in as plain text, the site will do the rest.
I now know how to āctrl + vā so shouldnāt happen again, although watching that video in 2 windows with a slight delay was pretty funny
You should try pasting a link when using a mobile communication device( Ā© Cobham Saint) !!! Had much fun attempting this in the pub the other night when slightly inebriated.
A bit of an oldie, but doing the rounds again for obvious reasons. Still excellent, and darn on point
