Glad I sat on my arse instead of going to watch The Cumbrians!
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OoopsâŚ
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This is Star qualityâŚhas some neat moves tooâŚ
I can see Bearsy doing this for KaraokiâŚ
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i get the joke bout walking past urinals to stand next to someone, and that is a cunt move, but why is he say he is vegan? Is it cos vegans are the annoying type of ppl who would do that kind of thing, or is it that he says Iâm a vegan, cos ppl who are vegan love telling strangers they are vegan for no reason, or is there some other aspect that i am non-aware of?
Itâs part of the old jokeâŚhow can you tell who is a Vegan? Donât worry, theyâll tell you.
ok tks
Oh, I thought it was going to be something along the lines of âItâs OK I donât eat meat!!â
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A 35 year old joke from Viz.
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I thought he was explaining why he had a tiny penis.
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If there is a God, he/she/itâs a prankster.
The new âNoahâs Arkâ Theme Park in Williamstown, Kentucky was destroyed in a flood earlier today. The sudden flash flood only seemed to affect the location of the Ark Encounter Theme Park, which was in the final phases of construction.
âFrom a meteorological standpoint, this is quite confusing,â said Dan Schmidt, a forecaster with the National Weather Service. âThere were no storm clouds in the area. Weâre calling this flood an act of God.â
Religious group Answers in Genesis was behind the construction of the ill-fated theme park. No one was injured in the flood, although founder Ken Ham was left financially devastated.
âI donât understand,â said a crestfallen Ham. âThere is this bookâŚall the answers were in this book, the Bible. It told me to build an ark. Why did God forsake me?â
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You obviously havenât met very vegans - and youâd know it if you had; theyâd make sure you knew it.
Canât they just let people see their pointy ears ?
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BBC video coverage of Royal Birthday celebrations
BBC audio of Kim Jung-unâs Birthday celebrations
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I might try this up our road - that ought to make the blue rinsers choke on their cocoa
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The blue rinsers will be upset that you have interupted the decent hard core porn channel (if you actually have one)
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Originally posted by @Bathsaint
I was in a snooker club the other night and noticed they had the exact same telly as mine. Said telly being set up in Peel remote on my Samsung phone, much mirth was had by myself changing channels and switching the TV off.
Whatâs better is that they had a Sky box too which, you guessed it, was also set up in Peel remote.
Oh the fun you can have changing channels, esp if Chelsea or 'pool are on the box.
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