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Oh, I thought it was going to be something along the lines of âItâs OK I donât eat meat!!â
A 35 year old joke from Viz.
I thought he was explaining why he had a tiny penis.
If there is a God, he/she/itâs a prankster.
The new âNoahâs Arkâ Theme Park in Williamstown, Kentucky was destroyed in a flood earlier today. The sudden flash flood only seemed to affect the location of the Ark Encounter Theme Park, which was in the final phases of construction.
âFrom a meteorological standpoint, this is quite confusing,â said Dan Schmidt, a forecaster with the National Weather Service. âThere were no storm clouds in the area. Weâre calling this flood an act of God.â
Religious group Answers in Genesis was behind the construction of the ill-fated theme park. No one was injured in the flood, although founder Ken Ham was left financially devastated.
âI donât understand,â said a crestfallen Ham. âThere is this bookâŚall the answers were in this book, the Bible. It told me to build an ark. Why did God forsake me?â
You obviously havenât met very vegans - and youâd know it if you had; theyâd make sure you knew it.
Canât they just let people see their pointy ears ?
BBC video coverage of Royal Birthday celebrations
BBC audio of Kim Jung-unâs Birthday celebrations
I might try this up our road - that ought to make the blue rinsers choke on their cocoa
The blue rinsers will be upset that you have interupted the decent hard core porn channel (if you actually have one)
Originally posted by @Bathsaint
I was in a snooker club the other night and noticed they had the exact same telly as mine. Said telly being set up in Peel remote on my Samsung phone, much mirth was had by myself changing channels and switching the TV off.
Whatâs better is that they had a Sky box too which, you guessed it, was also set up in Peel remote.
Oh the fun you can have changing channels, esp if Chelsea or 'pool are on the box.
I think this should probably go here. Mum just read out a Facebook status from her feed. Normally, this would bore the tits out of me, but my time was not wasted
Originally posted by Concerned Father
I have seen a lot of stuff on Facebook about bullying. I would just like to say that if anyone tries to bully my little girl, I will slam-choke the little cunt. Thank you for listening.
Itâs good to be back on the Flower Estate.
This probably belongs here.
The UKIP open-top bus just made its way down my road playing an annoyingly loud recording of either Cameron or Farage (as we know one cunt sounds very much like another).
It was so loud and so annoying that it brought me to my front door to see what was going on.
As it passed my house, I thought about heckling the solitary old bloke on the top deck of the bus who, aping the Queen, was deigning to wave at nobody in particular.
I decided to keep my counsel until, as he passed the tree outside my house the overhangs our tiny road, he was struck on the head by one of the branches.
I shouted âKarma. Twat.â
And went back inside laughing my head off.
Originally posted by @pap
I think this should probably go here. Mum just read out a Facebook status from her feed. Normally, this would bore the tits out of me, but my time was not wasted
Originally posted by Concerned Father
I have seen a lot of stuff on Facebook about bullying. I would just like to say that if anyone tries to bully my little girl, I will slam-choke the little cunt. Thank you for listening.
Itâs good to be back on the Flower Estate.
My Uncle, Aunt and 5 cousins lived in Violet Road and grew up to be solid middle class, golf playing, pringle wearing, top notch human beings. See there are exceptions.
One of my closest friends grew up on Begonia Road. The Flower estates always had a bad rep, but compared to other towns itâs a decent estate.