The UKIP open-top bus just made its way down my road playing an annoyingly loud recording of either Cameron or Farage (as we know one cunt sounds very much like another).
It was so loud and so annoying that it brought me to my front door to see what was going on.
As it passed my house, I thought about heckling the solitary old bloke on the top deck of the bus who, aping the Queen, was deigning to wave at nobody in particular.
I decided to keep my counsel until, as he passed the tree outside my house the overhangs our tiny road, he was struck on the head by one of the branches.
I think this should probably go here. Mum just read out a Facebook status from her feed. Normally, this would bore the tits out of me, but my time was not wasted
Originally posted by Concerned Father
I have seen a lot of stuff on Facebook about bullying. I would just like to say that if anyone tries to bully my little girl, I will slam-choke the little cunt. Thank you for listening.
Itās good to be back on the Flower Estate.
My Uncle, Aunt and 5 cousins lived in Violet Road and grew up to be solid middle class, golf playing, pringle wearing, top notch human beings. See there are exceptions.
Absolutely canāt wait for HBOās $500m reboot of Brookie. What a cast! I might be able to get hold of some scripts and goss from on set in Croatia. Will keep you up-to-date.
The scenes Iād like to see involving Natalie, Scarlett and Jennifer are unlikley to produce offspring but would result in a large ammount of genetic material being produced by any observers Iām sure
Surely DiCaprio canāt say no to the opportunity to play Jimmy Corkhill at his nadir?
On the rob and on the smack.
True story. In real life, Jimmy Corkhill went out with Fred the Weatherman, famous for jumping around a big map.
More recently, Fred the Weatherman was convicted for child sex abuse and probably spends his time jumping away from prisoners on a normal commissioned exercise.