I’ve also walked into a glass door. In a chippy in Liverpool. Much piss taking.
I’m glad you only walked into it.
Looking a bit silly in front of your mates is one thing – knocking yourself out at full sprint (and having your parents torn over concern for your wellbeing and the price of a new hotel door) is another.
Nothing wrong with trying to do something different, a bit unconventional and ‘au modern’. But some aspects of house design are still essential, no matter how old-skool they might be.
There are tidings of a huge gushing spout in Halewood. The _mainstream _media is 'splaining this all away as a burst water main or some shit, but we’re Sotonians. We know better.