šŸ˜† When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

Originally posted by @pap

Friends with his ma and da too. Frequent attendees at our parties.

What are you going to do when you have kids and theyā€™re in their late teens? Do you anticipate a life of stoic schoolyard shunnery? I donā€™t blame you if thatā€™s the case. Iā€™ve heard ā€œmumtalkā€ and itā€™s terrifying.

I just donā€™t plan on having kids, tbh.

Originally posted by @BTripz

And with that defeat they drop out of the play-off places. They have two games in hand on Mansfield and are only two points behind them, their goal difference is the best outside the top three by miles - but they can still fuck it up.

Delicious.

Ah cā€™mon, theyā€™re the only known form of immortality, vicarious and unexperienced as it may be.

You must have played the Assassinā€™s Creed games? :lou_wink_2:

Originally posted by @pap

Ah cā€™mon, theyā€™re the only known form of immortality, vicarious and unexperienced as it may be.

You must have played the Assassinā€™s Creed games? :lou_wink_2:

Given my views on the world, why the fuck would I want to bring a kid into this world?

And actually, nah I havenā€™t. One of those series I never got round too (probably more of those than their should be for me).

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KRG, heā€™s used this line with me too. But not the assasinā€™s creed bit.

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Originally posted by @Intiniki

KRG, heā€™s used this line with me too. But not the assasinā€™s creed bit.

Adapt or die, Intiniki.

Part of evolution, something the pair of you clearly have fuck all interest in :lou_wink_2:

Originally posted by @KRG

Given my views on the world, why the fuck would I want to bring a kid into this world?

How does one answer this? George Benson?

Homer?

ā€œKids are the best, Apu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. And they practically raise themselves, what with the Internet and allā€

And actually, nah I havenā€™t. One of those series I never got round too (probably more of those than their should be for me).

Iā€™d recommend Black Flag. Cheap as chips. Pirates. Itā€™s gotten very good at introducing its concept, each game is historically self contained, so you really donā€™t need to play them in order.

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Pretty much.

The Vimto Caliphate

Originally posted by @BTripz

The Vimto Caliphate

Vimto is an anagram of vomit. That is all anyone needs to know.

New trailer for Pacific Rim 2

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I want Margot Robbie to come around to my house and explain every bit of politics to me, even the bits I already understand.

Now fuck off :lou_lol:

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Really loved the way Big Short used these cut aways to explain things. Was a clever use of this.

And yeah, she is rather lovely, isnā€™t she?

This still gets me everytime I see it.

Itā€™s just funny on so many levels.

For context, (i.e. anyone who doesnā€™t know) ā€“ the distinguished and astonished-looking gentleman with the red tie, is President Hu, the then President of The Peopleā€™s Republic of China.

More World Class Bush Diplomacy. :lou_facepalm_2:

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#RespectTheBread

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Rafa the Magician

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