Friends with his ma and da too. Frequent attendees at our parties.
What are you going to do when you have kids and theyāre in their late teens? Do you anticipate a life of stoic schoolyard shunnery? I donāt blame you if thatās the case. Iāve heard āmumtalkā and itās terrifying.
And with that defeat they drop out of the play-off places. They have two games in hand on Mansfield and are only two points behind them, their goal difference is the best outside the top three by miles - but they can still fuck it up.
Given my views on the world, why the fuck would I want to bring a kid into this world?
How does one answer this? George Benson?
Homer?
āKids are the best, Apu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. And they practically raise themselves, what with the Internet and allā
And actually, nah I havenāt. One of those series I never got round too (probably more of those than their should be for me).
Iād recommend Black Flag. Cheap as chips. Pirates. Itās gotten very good at introducing its concept, each game is historically self contained, so you really donāt need to play them in order.
For context, (i.e. anyone who doesnāt know) ā the distinguished and astonished-looking gentleman with the red tie, is President Hu, the then President of The Peopleās Republic of China.