This could be used to either make a lot of money or criminalize every male in America
We have a saying offshore youâre a liar or a wanker and that includes the females we get.
But the woman does have a point and I personally agree with her.
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An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.
He figures heâll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi âGâday, mind if I talk to your dog?â
Villager: âThe dog doesnât talk, you stupid Aussie.â
Ventriloquist: Hello dog, howâs it going mate?â
Dog: âYeah, doinâ all right.â
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: âIs this villager your owner?â (Pointing at the Villager)
Dog: âYepâ
Ventriloquist: âHow does he treat you?â
Dog: âYeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.â
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: âMind if I talk to your horse?â
Kiwi: âUh, the horse doesnât talk eitherâŚI think.â
Ventriloquist: âHey horse, howâs it going?â
Horse: âCoolâ
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: âIs this your owner?â (Pointing at the villager)
Horse: âYepâ
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: âPretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.â
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: âMind if I talk to your sheep?â
Kiwi: (in a panic) âThe sheepâs a f@#!inâ liarâŚâ
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Ah those ever so polite & disciplined Egg ChasersâŚ
A French rugby union match descended into chaos after an aggressive challenge sparked a mass brawl that involved all 30 players and even saw some home fans attack the away team.
The two teams - Bedarrides and Stade Nicois - compete in Federale 2, the fourth tier of Franceâs rugby pyramid, and were both in the running for promotion going into Sundayâs clash.
With tensions running high, a Stade Nicois player threw an opponent to the floor with more force than was necessary, sparking a brawl that would go on for several minutes and see every player get involved.
Mass brawl breaks out at French amateur rugby match
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An aggressive but fair challenge sees a Stade Nicois player throw his counterpart to the floor
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Bedarrides players take exception to the tackle and confront the opposing player
As chaos ensued, the main bulk of the brawl fell into the main tier and some fans saw fit to get involved. Stade Nicois head coach David Bolgashvili claims his players were subjected to physical abuse from some of the home support.
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Ha ha ha. Afterwards, they probably all shook hands and went for a drink.
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Well stone the crows:
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Top work from Pompey today:
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Nicola Sturgeon, Donald Trump, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he was finished the devil in forms him that the cost is a million
dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.
Next Donald Trump calls the U.S. and talks for 30 minutes.
When heâs finished the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million
dollars, so Trump writes him a cheque.
Finally Nicola Sturgeon gets her turn and calls Scotland for 4 hours.
When sheâs finished, the devil informed her that there would be no
charge and feel free to call Scotland anytime.
Putin and Trump go ballistic and ask the devil why Nicola Sturgeon got
to call Scotland free.
The devil replied, âSince Nicola Sturgeon became First Minister of
Scotland, the Country has gone to hell, so itâs a local call.â
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I wonder where Nicola Sturgeon keeps Spit The Dog:
I didnât mind Sturgeon until I saw this. Not only is she posing with a copy of The S*n, but sheâs also sullying memories of TNG, where your actual Sun readers would probably be Cardassians.
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After a visit to the whore house,
a man notices green lumps on his willy,
So he goes to the doctors .
âThatâs seriousâ says the doctor.
âYou know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears?â
âYesâ says the man seriously.
âWellâ says the doctor âYouâve got brothel sprouts.
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GroanâŚ
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