For context, (i.e. anyone who doesn’t know) – the distinguished and astonished-looking gentleman with the red tie, is President Hu, the then President of The People’s Republic of China.
When I saw my former nemesis become a one note reaction to Jeremy Corbyn, I laughed, or at least I smiled or at least I wasn’t bored.
“Corballs”, I call him now. I agonised over pluralising the name because I am afraid of Bear’s comma-hittin’ cronies, but being able to write it down as “Cor! Balls!” (from time to time) made it worth the risk.
It’s been a few days since Konrad McKane lost his epic battle with the Dark Lord of Middle Earth, and he’s taking it pretty hard.
“Morgoth got the best of me,” he says from Providence St. Vincent Medical Center in Beaverton, Oregon, where he is undergoing psychiatric evaluation after being arrested last week.
A self-described rogue assassin, the 30-year-old Portlander made headlines after he rushed into a busy intersection and began jousting with a woman’s carusing a sword. Loaded up with armor and psychedelics, McKane told cops that he was a “high elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth.”