😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

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It’s part of the old joke…how can you tell who is a Vegan? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

ok tks

Oh, I thought it was going to be something along the lines of “It’s OK I don’t eat meat!!”

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A 35 year old joke from Viz.

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I thought he was explaining why he had a tiny penis.

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If there is a God, he/she/it’s a prankster.

The new ‘Noah’s Ark’ Theme Park in Williamstown, Kentucky was destroyed in a flood earlier today. The sudden flash flood only seemed to affect the location of the Ark Encounter Theme Park, which was in the final phases of construction.

“From a meteorological standpoint, this is quite confusing,” said Dan Schmidt, a forecaster with the National Weather Service. “There were no storm clouds in the area. We’re calling this flood an act of God.”

Religious group Answers in Genesis was behind the construction of the ill-fated theme park. No one was injured in the flood, although founder Ken Ham was left financially devastated.

“I don’t understand,” said a crestfallen Ham. “There is this book…all the answers were in this book, the Bible. It told me to build an ark. Why did God forsake me?”

http://thegoodlordabove.com/articles/details/235

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You obviously haven’t met very vegans - and you’d know it if you had; they’d make sure you knew it.

Can’t they just let people see their pointy ears ?

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BBC video coverage of Royal Birthday celebrations

BBC audio of Kim Jung-un’s Birthday celebrations

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I might try this up our road - that ought to make the blue rinsers choke on their cocoa

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The blue rinsers will be upset that you have interupted the decent hard core porn channel (if you actually have one)

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Originally posted by @Bathsaint

I was in a snooker club the other night and noticed they had the exact same telly as mine. Said telly being set up in Peel remote on my Samsung phone, much mirth was had by myself changing channels and switching the TV off.

What’s better is that they had a Sky box too which, you guessed it, was also set up in Peel remote.

Oh the fun you can have changing channels, esp if Chelsea or 'pool are on the box.

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I think this should probably go here. Mum just read out a Facebook status from her feed. Normally, this would bore the tits out of me, but my time was not wasted

Originally posted by Concerned Father

I have seen a lot of stuff on Facebook about bullying. I would just like to say that if anyone tries to bully my little girl, I will slam-choke the little cunt. Thank you for listening.

It’s good to be back on the Flower Estate.

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This probably belongs here.

The UKIP open-top bus just made its way down my road playing an annoyingly loud recording of either Cameron or Farage (as we know one cunt sounds very much like another).

It was so loud and so annoying that it brought me to my front door to see what was going on.

As it passed my house, I thought about heckling the solitary old bloke on the top deck of the bus who, aping the Queen, was deigning to wave at nobody in particular.

I decided to keep my counsel until, as he passed the tree outside my house the overhangs our tiny road, he was struck on the head by one of the branches.

I shouted “Karma. Twat.”

And went back inside laughing my head off.

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Originally posted by @pap

I think this should probably go here. Mum just read out a Facebook status from her feed. Normally, this would bore the tits out of me, but my time was not wasted

Originally posted by Concerned Father

I have seen a lot of stuff on Facebook about bullying. I would just like to say that if anyone tries to bully my little girl, I will slam-choke the little cunt. Thank you for listening.

It’s good to be back on the Flower Estate.

My Uncle, Aunt and 5 cousins lived in Violet Road and grew up to be solid middle class, golf playing, pringle wearing, top notch human beings. See there are exceptions. :lou_wink_2:

One of my closest friends grew up on Begonia Road. The Flower estates always had a bad rep, but compared to other towns it’s a decent estate.

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