Not seen this in the weeks it’s been out. Avoiding all political broadcasts. But how good are those children!
Some of JamesBlunts twitter replys are good come backs
If he was as good at music as he is Twitter, he’d be headlining Glastonbury.
Glad I decided to go for a run instead of down to see Orient last night!
Glad I sat on my arse instead of going to watch The Cumbrians!
i get the joke bout walking past urinals to stand next to someone, and that is a cunt move, but why is he say he is vegan? Is it cos vegans are the annoying type of ppl who would do that kind of thing, or is it that he says I’m a vegan, cos ppl who are vegan love telling strangers they are vegan for no reason, or is there some other aspect that i am non-aware of?
It’s part of the old joke…how can you tell who is a Vegan? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
ok tks
Oh, I thought it was going to be something along the lines of “It’s OK I don’t eat meat!!”
A 35 year old joke from Viz.
I thought he was explaining why he had a tiny penis.
If there is a God, he/she/it’s a prankster.
The new ‘Noah’s Ark’ Theme Park in Williamstown, Kentucky was destroyed in a flood earlier today. The sudden flash flood only seemed to affect the location of the Ark Encounter Theme Park, which was in the final phases of construction.
“From a meteorological standpoint, this is quite confusing,” said Dan Schmidt, a forecaster with the National Weather Service. “There were no storm clouds in the area. We’re calling this flood an act of God.”
Religious group Answers in Genesis was behind the construction of the ill-fated theme park. No one was injured in the flood, although founder Ken Ham was left financially devastated.
“I don’t understand,” said a crestfallen Ham. “There is this book…all the answers were in this book, the Bible. It told me to build an ark. Why did God forsake me?”