😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

Is this why he is missing

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Needed more than an up vote

:joy::joy::joy::joy::blush::blush::joy::blush:

:grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=74&v=0GEluBxYzv8

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Forget it, I’ve just got a new one.

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oops

What did they do to annoy you, tea to weak?

Wasn’t me. :lou_sunglasses:

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I recently called an old friend, a Rhodes Scholar, and asked what he was working on at the time.

He replied that he was working on “Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment.”

I was impressed!

Upon further inquiry, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife’s supervision.

Subject: I had it all

I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed,

I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.

"I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage. ”

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce? ”

“Oh no, nothing like that,” he said. “No, no… I was paroled.”

You think he’d take the hint. & stay indoors

I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it: Meet the man who’s survived a snake, bear and shark attack - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43858481

Apparently, the irony is lost on the National Trust :lou_eyes_to_sky:

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One of my FB friends has made the national dailys…

Farmer Takes The Piss Out Of Townie Complainers

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We had the same problem when they moved to the Waterside and expected chickens to sleep until 09:30

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Worthy of a wider audience than the golf thread. Well played Thomas Bjorn for responding!

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Ii love really cringe wirthy bad jokes…

https://twitter.com/LeeDolbear7/status/989053934097588224