Apparently they’ve drafted in the world’s best grave digger for Lemmy’s funeral, he’s known as the Ace of Spades!
I want some of what Martinez is smoking please
Everton manager Roberto Martinez described Gareth Barry as “one of the best English players ever” after a masterclass in the League Cup semi-final win over Manchester City.
“I have never seen a player with such an incredible professionalism as Gareth Barry,” said Martinez.
"Gareth is one of those players who gets underrated.
“The reason we have so many developing young players is there are leaders in the mould of Gareth Barry. It is no coincidence when we have Gareth Barry around them.”
Martinez said he could build a team around the 34-year-old midfielder, who made 53 appearances for England between 2000 and 2012.
He added: “For me, he is one of the best English players ever. He could reach 600 Premier League appearances this season.”
Makes our Goatboy look a bit of a wuss
To be fair Goatboy has never gotten over this
We all knew that the standard SMS tone on all Nokia phones was actually Morse code for S M S right?
Well, apparently, the standard Nokia ringtone, which we all hate I’m sure, is actually Morse code for “connecting people”.
Very clever innit.
is that meant to be a gif or something? It’s not moving. Is it just a photo of a cat being presented with a flower?
It’s a vine. But what’s wrong with giving a cat a flower, anyway?
So, technonerds, how do I post a vine other than just posting the link?
FFS. I’ve been up all night staring at that fucking thing waiting for something to happen.
I’m off to bed.
Cunts.
When I do finally get it sorted, the sense of anticlimax will be profound.
And…? How did you post it? And, it is missing the crucial bit which is the sound.