When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

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pap posted this 23 February 2016

Originally posted by KRG

Why are you 'friends' with your daughters pals? 

Friends with his ma and da too.   Frequent attendees at our parties.

What are you going to do when you have kids and they're in their late teens?   Do you anticipate a life of stoic schoolyard shunnery?   I don't blame you if that's the case.   I've heard "mumtalk" and it's terrifying.

BTripz posted this 23 February 2016

KRG posted this 23 February 2016

Originally posted by pap

Friends with his ma and da too.   Frequent attendees at our parties.

What are you going to do when you have kids and they're in their late teens?   Do you anticipate a life of stoic schoolyard shunnery?   I don't blame you if that's the case.   I've heard "mumtalk" and it's terrifying.

 I just don't plan on having kids, tbh. 

Nobby Plumbs posted this 23 February 2016

 

 

Fowllyd posted this 23 February 2016

Originally posted by BTripz

And with that defeat they drop out of the play-off places. They have two games in hand on Mansfield and are only two points behind them, their goal difference is the best outside the top three by miles - but they can still fuck it up.

Delicious.

pap posted this 23 February 2016

Originally posted by KRG

Originally posted by pap

Friends with his ma and da too.   Frequent attendees at our parties.

What are you going to do when you have kids and they're in their late teens?   Do you anticipate a life of stoic schoolyard shunnery?   I don't blame you if that's the case.   I've heard "mumtalk" and it's terrifying.

 I just don't plan on having kids, tbh. 

Ah c'mon, they're the only known form of immortality, vicarious and unexperienced as it may be.

You must have played the Assassin's Creed games? lou_wink2


KRG posted this 23 February 2016 - Last edited 23 February 2016

Originally posted by pap

Ah c'mon, they're the only known form of immortality, vicarious and unexperienced as it may be.

You must have played the Assassin's Creed games? lou_wink2

 Given my views on the world, why the fuck would I want to bring a kid into this world?

 

And actually, nah I haven't. One of those series I never got round too (probably more of those than their should be for me).

 

 

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Intiniki posted this 23 February 2016

Originally posted by KRG

Originally posted by pap

Ah c'mon, they're the only known form of immortality, vicarious and unexperienced as it may be.

You must have played the Assassin's Creed games? lou_wink2

 Given my views on the world, why the fuck would I want to bring a kid into this world?

 

And actually, nah I haven't. One of those series I never got round too (probably more of those than their should be for me).

 

 

 KRG, he's used this line with me too. But not the assasin's creed bit. 

 

pap posted this 23 February 2016 - Last edited 23 February 2016

Originally posted by Intiniki

 KRG, he's used this line with me too. But not the assasin's creed bit. 

Adapt or die, Intiniki.

Part of evolution, something the pair of you clearly have fuck all interest in lou_wink2

pap posted this 24 February 2016

Originally posted by KRG

 Given my views on the world, why the fuck would I want to bring a kid into this world?

How does one answer this?   George Benson?

Homer?

"Kids are the best, Apu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. And they practically raise themselves, what with the Internet and all"

 

And actually, nah I haven't. One of those series I never got round too (probably more of those than their should be for me).

I'd recommend Black Flag.  Cheap as chips.  Pirates.   It's gotten very good at introducing its concept, each game is historically self contained,  so you really don't need to play them in order.

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