When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

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Intiniki posted this 28 March 2016

Originally posted by Jack Schitt

 

This one has always got me, as it reminds me of a time when I was a kid and done something very similar on holiday.

Unlike this clip of a thief trying to escape a shopping mall with his swag -- I was racing my brother, both believing our different ways were quicker, to get to the reception desk first to bag the best pool cue. My detour attempted a path through the always open (but this time closed) patio door, and knocked me out cold. My brother found me lying dazed on the floor about ten minutes after I'd failed to arrive at reception.

 

 

If you liked that one -- here's another twenty three...

http://thewondrous.com/walking-through-the-glass-door-fail-gifs/

I've also walked into a glass door. In a chippy in Liverpool. Much piss taking.  

Jack Schitt posted this 28 March 2016

 

Originally posted by Intiniki

I've also walked into a glass door. In a chippy in Liverpool. Much piss taking.

I'm glad you only walked into it.

Looking a bit silly in front of your mates is one thing -- knocking yourself out at full sprint (and having your parents torn over concern for your wellbeing and the price of a new hotel door) is another.

 

lifeintheslowlane posted this 30 March 2016

Sadoldgit posted this 30 March 2016 - Last edited 30 March 2016

 

As it is Easter....

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Sadoldgit posted this 30 March 2016

Originally posted by pap

Raheem Sterling cannot flog his mansion because I think he was allowed to make decorating choices on his own.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/raheem-sterling-mansion-step-inside-11103445

 Someone seems to have fallen through the ceiling?

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Sadoldgit posted this 30 March 2016

The good old days!!

Jack Schitt posted this 30 March 2016

Originally posted by Sadoldgit

Originally posted by pap

Raheem Sterling cannot flog his mansion because I think he was allowed to make decorating choices on his own.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/raheem-sterling-mansion-step-inside-11103445

 Someone seems to have fallen through the ceiling?

Nothing wrong with trying to do something different, a bit unconventional and 'au modern'. But some aspects of house design are still essential, no matter how old-skool they might be.

Like stairs.

 

pap posted this 31 March 2016

There are tidings of a huge gushing spout in Halewood.   The mainstream media is 'splaining this all away as a burst water main or some shit, but we're Sotonians.   We know better.

My original thought was "that's Bazza, visiting Halewood, flat on his back and finally getting it all out". 

 

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BTripz posted this 31 March 2016

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

 Hey, that's my joke, I told it in my evening wedding speech and that was in 1999, fuck sake is nothing sacred anymore?

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Bathsaint posted this 31 March 2016

Monkey on the car!