When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

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TheCholulaKid posted this 21 April 2016

Originally posted by Bearsy

i get the joke bout walking past urinals to stand next to someone, and that is a cunt move, but why is he say he is vegan? Is it cos vegans are the annoying type of ppl who would do that kind of thing, or is it that he says I'm a vegan, cos ppl who are vegan love telling strangers they are vegan for no reason, or is there some other aspect that i am non-aware of?

I thought he was explaining why he had a tiny penis.

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pap posted this 22 April 2016

If there is a God, he/she/it's a prankster.

The new 'Noah's Ark' Theme Park in Williamstown, Kentucky was destroyed in a flood earlier today. The sudden flash flood only seemed to affect the location of the Ark Encounter Theme Park, which was in the final phases of construction.

“From a meteorological standpoint, this is quite confusing,” said Dan Schmidt, a forecaster with the National Weather Service. “There were no storm clouds in the area. We're calling this flood an act of God.”

Religious group Answers in Genesis was behind the construction of the ill-fated theme park. No one was injured in the flood, although founder Ken Ham was left financially devastated.

“I don't understand,” said a crestfallen Ham. “There is this book…all the answers were in this book, the Bible. It told me to build an ark. Why did God forsake me?”

http://thegoodlordabove.com/articles/details/235

Bathsaint posted this 22 April 2016

Originally posted by Bearsy

i get the joke bout walking past urinals to stand next to someone, and that is a cunt move, but why is he say he is vegan? Is it cos vegans are the annoying type of ppl who would do that kind of thing, or is it that he says I'm a vegan, cos ppl who are vegan love telling strangers they are vegan for no reason, or is there some other aspect that i am non-aware of?

 You obviously haven't met very vegans - and you'd know it if you had; they'd make sure you knew it. 

Sussexsaint posted this 22 April 2016

Can't they just let people see their pointy ears ?

KRG posted this 27 April 2016 - Last edited 27 April 2016

BBC video coverage of Royal Birthday celebrations

BBC audio of Kim Jung-un's Birthday celebrations

Bathsaint posted this 29 April 2016

CB Saint posted this 29 April 2016

I might try this up our road - that ought to make the blue rinsers choke on their cocoa

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PhilippineSaint posted this 29 April 2016

Originally posted by CB Saint

I might try this up our road - that ought to make the blue rinsers choke on their cocoa

 The blue rinsers will be upset that you have interupted the decent hard core porn channel (if you actually have one)

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BTripz posted this 29 April 2016

Originally posted by Bathsaint

I was in a snooker club the other night and noticed they had the exact same telly as mine. Said telly being set up in Peel remote on my Samsung phone, much mirth was had by myself changing channels and switching the TV off.

What's better is that they had a Sky box too which, you guessed it, was also set up in Peel remote.

Oh the fun you can have changing channels, esp if Chelsea or 'pool are on the box.

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pap posted this 30 April 2016

I think this should probably go here.  Mum just read out a Facebook status from her feed.  Normally, this would bore the tits out of me, but my time was not wasted

Originally posted by Concerned Father

I have seen a lot of stuff on Facebook about bullying.  I would just like to say that if anyone tries to bully my little girl, I will slam-choke the little cunt.  Thank you for listening.

It's good to be back on the Flower Estate.