When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

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Goatboy posted this 3 days ago

Originally posted by Saint or sinner

Originally posted by Goatboy

oops

 What did they do to annoy you, tea to weak?

 Wasn't me.lou_sunnies

Bathsaint posted this 2 days ago

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PhilippineSaint posted this yesterday

I recently called an old friend, a Rhodes Scholar, and asked what he was working on at the time.

He replied that he was working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment."

 

I was impressed!


Upon further inquiry, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision.

 

PhilippineSaint posted this yesterday


Subject: I had it all

I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed,

I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.

"I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage. ”

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce? ”

"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no.... I was paroled."