Maybe they’ve hibernated with bear?
I’m going to stake out mumsnet. Bearsy will show up.
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I’m beginning to suspect foul play. There seems to be a lot of sotonians who go missing. Its like someone who has access to our personal information is using it to track down members and kill them.
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I wear rubber gloves when opening the front door nowadays. 
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I wear rubber pants but that’s not related to the spate of disappearances.
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Add Steve In The Forest as MIA
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Sotonians is a broad church when it comes to personal proclivities. We don’t judge.
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I didn’t log on for 3 days when I was on holiday and no bastard started a ‘where’s gav’ thread 
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I did think about it, but then I realised that i couldn’t be arsed.
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Who are you?
The name doesn’t ring any bells, sorry…
That you at least thought about it means a lot. Well, not _a lot, _but a bit. Thanks FoldyB.
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I am, ‘the man of today’.
Fuck you fatboy. You’re a fucking big target .
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I think I’ve become too close to this case…
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Why is gavstar?
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I suspect when we get more facts we’ll find that the link between all the missing posters is a white van seen nearby and black cable ties littering the scene of their disappearance…just sayin.
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My parents ask me that every time I see them.
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I don’t know why the Kev thing is that shocking. He famously didn’t make it to the games. I do know that he was recently after a Yale lock for the door at the end of his garden, to make it easier to use that means of getting into the house.
The man is clearly busy with surreptitious cheesecake production and delivery. Leave him alone 
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