Where's Kev - Sfcsim?

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I’m going to stake out mumsnet. Bearsy will show up.

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I’m beginning to suspect foul play. There seems to be a lot of sotonians who go missing. Its like someone who has access to our personal information is using it to track down members and kill them.

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I wear rubber gloves when opening the front door nowadays. :lou_surprised:

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I wear rubber pants but that’s not related to the spate of disappearances.

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Add Steve In The Forest as MIA

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Sotonians is a broad church when it comes to personal proclivities. We don’t judge.

:lou_is_a_flirt:

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I didn’t log on for 3 days when I was on holiday and no bastard started a ‘where’s gav’ thread :lou_sad:

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I did think about it, but then I realised that i couldn’t be arsed.

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Who are you?

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The name doesn’t ring any bells, sorry…

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That you at least thought about it means a lot. Well, not _a lot, _but a bit. Thanks FoldyB.

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I am, ‘the man of today’.

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Fuck you fatboy. You’re a fucking big target .

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I think I’ve become too close to this case…

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Why is gavstar?

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I suspect when we get more facts we’ll find that the link between all the missing posters is a white van seen nearby and black cable ties littering the scene of their disappearance…just sayin.

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My parents ask me that every time I see them.

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I don’t know why the Kev thing is that shocking. He famously didn’t make it to the games. I do know that he was recently after a Yale lock for the door at the end of his garden, to make it easier to use that means of getting into the house.

The man is clearly busy with surreptitious cheesecake production and delivery. Leave him alone :lou_wink_2:

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Regarding the disappearance of some posters, I can’t say too much.

I can confirm that @pap and I recently got raided by MI6.

It appears that a number of Southampton FC supporting fans have been admitted to hospital showing symptoms of exposure to a deadly nerve agent known as Brexitthreadichok.

The authorities have traced the source back to our server.

Current posters do not need to worry, but you are advised to stay away from the infected forum area - the Brexit - The Ramifications thread.

The Brexit - The Ramifications thread and related areas have now been sealed off and we hope this will result in fewer forum-deaths.

Symptoms of exposure to Brexitthreadichok include:

  • Finding yourself calling everyone a rabid Brexiteer / vapid Remainer

  • Falsely believing that the EU is a disease/panacea.

  • Finding yourself waking in the middle of the night shouting “Just fuck off @pap / @rallyboy , that’s plainly wrong and you know it you tosser/twat/prick/cock/cunt!”

If you think you have been exposed to Brexitthreadichok, please stay away from infected areas and repeat the following phrase 519o3 times

"You’re right, @pap / @rallyboy , I can’t believe I didn’t see that before now.

In memory of the fallen, may they rest in peace with their blue passport.

PS If anyone sees @chertsey-saint , can you please make sure he’s seen this. He is thought to be at high risk.

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IIIIII allllwayyyyys typpppe wittttth Mariiiiigollllddds onnn anywayyyy, IIII thinkkkk I’’’'lll beee OKKKKK.

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